Monday, January 30, 2006

Terry Gilliam and Christopher Lee confirmed for BKKIFF

While I'm still waiting for the full programme of films to be announced, the BKKIFF have just confirmed a couple of mouth-watering special events for next month's festival.

The first is a masterclass with Terry Gilliam in which he will talk about his career as a film director, his involvement with Monty Python, as well as his early career as a cartoonist. There will also be an opportunity for members of the audience to ask their own questions.


The second event is a special screening of the classic 1974 Bond movie, The Man With The Golden Gun, which of course was partly filmed on the island of Phang Nga Bay in Southern Thailand. After the film, Scaramanga himself - the legendary Christopher Lee - will take part in a conversation and Q&A with the audience.

I think I have found two unmissable events for my diary!

More BKKIFF updates to follow...

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Movie Haiku - Munich

www.uk.yahoo.com/munich


Dir: Steven Spielberg


Cast: Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, Ciaran Hinds, Mathieu Kassovitz


A return to form

as Spielberg gets serious

hunting terrorists


soulmining rating: ****

Saturday, January 28, 2006

An open letter to Cameron Diaz

Dear Cameron,

It’s been a long time hasn’t it? Since we went our separate ways you’ve been an Angel, got yourself a celebrity boyfriend and moved to the Hollywood hills. And me? Well, I got my hair cut and finally threw away that horrible shirt.

It could have been so different for us.

It’s still not too late you know.

Frankly I’m concerned about Justin. Let’s be honest, he’s nothing more than a glorified dancer in boy band. And the idea of him being in that John Lydon biopic, well that’s just plain wrong. You really should come back to Brighton. You’re welcome to stay on our couch, I’m sure Stevie B won’t mind. The weather’s lovely at this time of year especially with all that bracing sea air. We could go down to the pier and then have a fish ‘n’ chip supper at Harry Ramsden’s. I’ll even let you be my +1 at the Concorde. Okay, you might miss some of your acting pals, but Brad’s been thinking of getting a place here and Cate only lives along the road. And the paparazzi aren’t so bad here, we never used to get too much hassle did we?

We really need to sort out your choice of films too. I mean, Charlie’s Angels was fun but that sequel… and The Sweetest Thing… and
In Your Shoes? Whatever happened to those quirky indie movies like The Last Supper, A Life Less Ordinary and Very Bad Things? If you’d been working over here earlier you might have got the part as that cocky American girl in The Descent. I’m sure I could find you some decent scripts. Heck, one of my friends is a screenwriter, maybe I could ask him to write a role just for you in his next film. And there’s always British television – maybe you could take over from Billie Piper in Doctor Who? I’m sure you’d like it in Wales.

We had fun together. We should do so again soon. You know it makes sense.

Your good friend,

Soulmining

Friday, January 27, 2006

Bombay TV

I'm loving this Bombay TV website where you can make your own short films!

All you need to do is log on, pick your favourite film clip, add your own subtitles and away you go... it's that easy! And very funny too!

You can watch my action packed episode here and Darren's romantic comedy here!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Poosday Drinks Project

Following on from a recent discussion in the pub, Kelly and I have been trading our respective offices' 'hot drinks' routines.

Kelly says: Wow, this is just like 24 but with hot beverages!

I am laughing so much I have tears in my eyes.

Three hot drinks in the first three hours... what's going to happen next?

Beep... beep... beep... beep!

(You can read the full unexpurgated transcript of our project on Kelly's blog here)

Monday, January 23, 2006

Movie Haiku - Memoirs Of A Geisha

www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/geisha


Dir: Rob Marshall


Cast: Zhang Ziyi, Michelle Yeoh, Ken Watanabe, Gong Li


Geishas do Showgirls

why are they speaking English?

who's throwing Revels?


soulmining rating: ***

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Movie Haiku - Underworld: Evolution

www.entertheunderworld.com


Dir: Len Wiseman


Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Tony Curran, Derek Jacobi


First film shit so why?

more bangs, more blood, more leather

bad guy in blade too


soulmining rating: **

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Three - My 2003 photo project is now online!

Three was part of the Brighton Festival Fringe 1 - 23 May 2004.

"A unique picture diary" - The Argus

One great thing about Blogger is that you can make retrospective posts, so I've decided to upload all the photos from my Three exhibition onto this site. If you look in my Archives section (left) you'll see that I've already posted all my photos from January - June 2003, and the remaining six months should appear over the next few days.

So, what was Three all about?

It all started back in December 2002 when I was sat at work having a conversation about modern art with Jim. We argued that pretty much anything could be considered art nowadays, so long as you're able to bullshit enough about it. This got me thinking. I'd long hardboured ideas of doing a photography based project but didn't know quite where to begin. I'd seen the movie Smoke years earlier in which Harvey Keitel's character takes the same picture outside his shop at the same time every morning. This quirky idea had lodged in my brain ever since. With a new year fast approaching this seemed the ideal opportunity to start such a project, as I liked the idea of working on something for an entire year. It was time to define some rules:
  1. All photographs should be 6 x 4 horizontal shots.
  2. All photographs should include me somewhere in them.
  3. All photographs should be taken at 3pm.
There was just no way that I was going to be in the same place at the same time every day, so I needed to think of something different. I liked the idea of having these photographs at the same time every day, but soon decided if it was only me snapping away in my own little world then it wouldn't really add up to anything at all. I needed another constant - me. By putting myself into each photograph I would be documenting a whole year in my life, and by allowing the people around me to take these pictures there would be scope for many different interpretations - or so I hoped. The time of 3pm was chosen as this was a fairly sensible time of day to work with - too early and I might be asleep, too late and I knew I'd encounter too many problems. Plus, in the middle of the afternoon I'd more often than not be stuck at work. What better way to capture the year in the life of my workplace at the same time? So with the blessing of my boss I was ready to go.

The equipment I used was a Fuji Fotonex 200 APS camera which I'd owned for many years. I wanted to prove that you could do something like this very cheaply, so there was absolutely no point in splashing out on a brand new camera, especially with there being no guarantees that I'd even complete the project. Developing was also done as cheaply as possible, using mail order companies - until Truprint ruined that idea - and later, local high street retailers. The picture quality was never of paramount importance, for this project the idea itself was king.

These new Archives include all photographs taken during 2003 and I've added notes to each picture with my comments and memories of that particular shot. I hope you like them!

Friday, January 20, 2006

Hippo Eats Dwarf

Thanks to Kelly for sending me this newspaper article which made me smile this afternoon.

If you are a circus dwarf who works with a yawning hippopotamus then please take note.

Loin Musing

Yesterday I discovered the Internet Anagram Server.

My favourite anagrams of soulmining are... lions in mug... slug minion... guns in limo... and loin musing.

Movie Haiku - Jarhead

www.uip.co.uk/jarhead


Dir: Sam Mendes


Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Jamie Foxx. Chris Cooper


Soldiers in the Gulf

doing nothing drives them mad

will he pull trigger?


soulmining rating: ****

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

More Snakes On More Planes On My Cat

Yes, I decided to combine the mighty talents of Stuff On My Cat and Snakes On A Plane to create these shots!

Don't worry, Lenny - Pepper the cat loved it and was purring and dribbling on his chair immediately after this photo shoot.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Play It Cool in January

Another busy month for music, I've been listening to tons of stuff in recent weeks, in fact it's been quite hard to narrow my list down to just five CDs. But I have, and here they are:
  • Hot Hot Heat - Elevator (Sire)
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (Wichita)
  • Bird - The Insides (Ice Cream)
  • We Are Scientists - With Love And Squalor (Virgin)
  • Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine (Epic)

Saturday, January 14, 2006

1st Birthday

Yes, Feed The Pony is one year old today! This is the 360th post since I started blogging, so what insightful comments have I got for you on this momentous occasion? How about this little quotation that I found yesterday:

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright

I feel another experiment coming on here... especially if that damned cat won't pose properly for Stuff On My Cat. Photo-shoot #2 was curtailed prematurely this afternoon after I toppled off the armchair that I was perched on. Ouch!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Listening Posts

I am now blogging from Newcastle. Without broadband access. Oh my, this is so slow, it's taken me nearly ten minutes just to log onto Blogger. And the PC has already crashed once while I was trying to post. At this rate I'll barely get this posted before midnight!

I went into the local Virgin Megastore while I was in the toon today and I have to say I was very impressed with their new listening post facilities. All you need to do is wave the CD of your choice underneath the barcode reader at the listening post and it will then play a short snippet of every track on that CD. It's fantastic! Let's hope they introduce this service to all of their stores in the near future.

That's all, I'm not going to risk writing any more tonight! My new Arcade Fire CD beckons... goodnight!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Masters Of Horror starts Friday on Bravo!

I've just realised that the Masters Of Horror series begins this week on Bravo at 11pm on Friday night. They're opening with Don Coscarelli's episode Incident On And Off A Mountain Road. If any of my friends are reading this (hi Troy, hi Gary - I'm thinking of you chaps here) and are able to record it for me then I'd be very grateful seeing as I'm going to be home with my folks and they've only four channels to choose from... thanks!

For more details check out Bravo or the official website here.

And you can read my review of Dario Argento's episode Jenifer here.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Movie Haiku - Match Point

www.iconmovies.co.uk/matchpoint


Dir: Woody Allen


Cast: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Mortimer, Brian Cox


All change for Woody

being lucky important

in tense love affair


soulmining rating: ****

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

It's Lemon o'clock

Yes Stephen, it really works!

Monday, January 09, 2006

Clerks II - Open for business later this year!

Kevin Smith is one of my filmmaking idols and his debut feature Clerks is one of my all-time favourite films...

In August we finally get the chance to watch the further antics of Dante and Randall when the sequel is released in cinemas. And as of tonight, the teaser trailer for Clerks II is now available to view online!

Check it out at www.clerks2.com

And remember - just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.

The free bar at our belated staff Christmas party proved to be a big success...

Bev & Cotton
Darren
Vic & Steve
John & Me
Dom














(Photos by Debbie Clare)

Sunday, January 08, 2006

By the power of lemons!

Stephen turned up in Brighton unannounced yesterday so I ended up with a surprise Christmas present! Now, Stephen was the guy behind last year's Amazing Hair Growing Cat Soap so he'd already set himself a high standard to live up to... this year he's gone for the Lemon Clock. That's a clock powered by lemons.

Will the Lemon Clock actually work? Watch this space.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Making plans for Hong Kong

We had our belated staff Christmas party last night so I'm too tired to think straight or be creative today...

So, in a month's I'm going to be in Hong Kong which I'm quite excited about as I've never been there before. I've just booked a room at the Stanford Hillview hotel (left) in the Tsimshatsui area of Kowloon so I'm hoping that's going to be a good base for my five day stay.

If anyone has any good advice regarding things to do or places to visit while I'm there then please let me know!

Friday, January 06, 2006

EMB Top Ten Films of 2005

Arriving a few days after my own Best films of 2005 list comes the results of the Eat My Brains crew, polled from the whole team of contributors (including myself) involved in the website. I've supplied a few of the film summaries for the poll and you can view our selections here.

Oh, and just a reminder - don't forget to check out My Name Is Earl starring the wonderful Jason Lee over on C4 at 10pm this evening.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

The Prodigy remake Intacto

Last night I was flicking around some of the music channels when I happened upon the latest video for Voodoo People (Pendulum Mix) by The Prodigy.

Seems like director Ron Scalpello has been watching Spanish thriller Intacto as the video plays homage to the film's most iconic scene of a group of people running blindfolded through a forest...

You can see the video for yourself by clicking here.

Love Is Stronger Than Death

Katherine Horton RIP.

I make no apologies for this more sombre post this morning. I'm not keeping any kind of diary this year, so therefore from now on my blog may well include some more personal entries in addition to the usual film and music stuff.

I was shocked to read about the murder of 21 year old student Katherine Horton on the island of Koh Samui, Thailand, this week. She was staying at New Huts on Lamai beach - the exact same place that my friends have stayed the last two times that they've been on the island.

It made me remember the backpacker Kirsty Jones who was murdered in Chiang Mai in 2000, at a guest house adjacent to the bookshop where my friend John lives and works.

It made me remember the terrorist bombing at the Sari Club in Bali which killed 202 innocent people - a club that I used to drink at regualrly when I was staying at Kuta beach.

And it made me remember the police shooting of John Mark Scott last year in the sleepy Northumbrian village of Stocksfield where my parents live.

So what's the point I'm trying to make here? There are so many atrocities and killings happening around the globe, yet most of the time they pass us by unnoticed unless they happen to someone we know or a place that we know intimately well. These events serve to remind me of our fragile existence in this world - and how precious life is.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Invisible Waves to open BKKIFF

Pen-Ek Ratanaruang & Christopher Doyle on set
(photo from www.twitchfilm.net)

BKKIFF have confirmed their first film screening by announcing that Pen-Ek Ratanaruang's Invisible Waves will open the festival on 17th February.

"The psycho-thriller, Invisible Waves stars Tadanobu Asano (Zatöichi, Ichi The Killer), as a hard-working chef living in Macau who inadvertently kills his girlfriend and is then consumed with guilt. To escape both his turmoil and possible arrest, he travels to Thailand only to discover that the troubles of his former life follow him. On the journey he befriends an attractive young woman (played by Gang Hy Jung who also starred in Sympathy for Lady Vengeance and Oldboy), but he soon discovers that his supposed friends are not to be trusted and he is in serious danger. Not only does he have to battle his feelings of guilt, but also the more immediate threat to his life."

I'm a big fan of Pen-Ek Ratanaruang's previous films Last Life In The Universe and Monrak Transistor, and what with Christopher Doyle on board as cinematographer plus its intriguing cast, Invisible Waves sounds like it's going to be a must-see movie for me! The only drawback - my Press pass doesn't cover any gala screenings, so it looks like I'm going to have to do some serious blagging to get to see this one...

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

January Live

There's so little happening in January that I even forgot I was supposed to post this at the start of the month! I've just checked all the listings I can lay my hands on and these are the select few shows that have grabbed my attention:

04/01 - Daniel Kitson begins his new UK tour with two nights at the Komedia. I'll be there on Thursday!

21/01 - Another Komedia show, this time an evening of Words and Music with Skye, former vocalist with Morcheeba.

26/01 - It's a welcome return to Brighton for local lovelies The Pipettes who are headlining at the Concorde.

And that's about it. Aside from the female singer / songwriters which I've already mentioned recently, what else is there to look forward to this year? Well, it's early days, but the Concorde is getting off the mark with some potential good nights out, with Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Wonderstuff, Graham Coxon and The Dresden Dolls all booked in for the coming months.

Monday, January 02, 2006

New Year Resolutions

I made a few resolutions last year (see my Reflections on 2005 post) but am finding it hard to think of any specific things I want to achieve this year, aside from perhaps the general healthier eating / being more self-confident kind of thing.

So maybe I'll just make the one resolution this year - to post something on this blog every day.

Hey, it's never going to beat 2003's 'Take my photograph at 3pm' idea, but at least it's something to aim for.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year everyone!

I've had a very drunken evening at home and welcomed in 2006 across the road, glass of wine in hand, watching the fireworks explode over the pier and talking to random strangers.

I hope all your dreams come true in 2006.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

2005 Movie Haiku Index

So as the year draws to a close I thought I'd publish a handy index of all the films that I've seen at the cinema this year - yes, all 113 of them - alongside my star rating for each. Click on the film title to read the haiku... and review, where applicable.

I actually saw 116 films in total at the cinema - I ended up seeing The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Devil's Rejects and Born To Fight all twice - so beating last year's total by nine.

Only seven films attained the coveted five star rating, although in hindsight The Devil's Rejects should have been given the maximum rating, but I missed the last fifteen minutes of it on my first viewing. Looking back, I stand by all my star ratings except perhaps for The Aviator, Be Cool and Fantastic Four who appear to have benefited from some overly generous reviews and in retrospect ought to lose a star each. And I only walked out of two films this year - The Sea Inside and Day Of The Dead 2: Contagium.

Friday, December 30, 2005

2005 Review - Films of the Year

Okay, so my final list is going to cover my favourite - and least favourite - films from the past twelve months... And I've had a lot of films to choose from this year!

(2004 Winner - Oldboy)

Best films of 2005:

  1. DiG!
  2. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
  3. The Devil's Rejects
  4. The Descent
  5. Wolf Creek
  6. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  7. Sin City
  8. 2046
  9. Into The Blue
  10. Closer
Oddly enough, DiG! was the one film that I didn't actually see at the cinema, as I'd already imported the US DVD by the time it got released in the UK.

Worst films of 2005:

  1. Revolver
  2. Stealth
  3. xXx2:The Next Level
  4. The Dukes Of Hazzard
  5. Cursed
Tomorrow: I'm going to publish a handy index of all the films that I've seen at the cinema this year.

Immi & Nerina announce Brighton dates!

Wahey! Two of my favourite female singer / songwriters - who both made it into yesterday's Albums of the Year list - have just announced Brighton shows for 2006!

Imogen Heap will be playing at the Komedia on Wednesday 5th April.

Full tour details on www.imogenheap.com

Meanwhile Nerina Pallot will be playing in town the following month when she appears at St George's Church, Kemptown on Saturday 27th May.

Full tour details on www.nerinapallot.com

What with Juliana Hatfield playing her first live UK show in ten years at London's Bush Hall on Wednesday 8th March, it's looking like 2006 could be another bumper year for great live music!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

2005 Review - Albums of the Year

Right, following on from yesterday's Songs of the Year, here's my list of favourite albums from the past twelve months.

(2004 Winner - Nouvelle Vague - Nouvelle Vague)

Best albums of 2005:
  1. The Duke Spirit - Cuts Across The Land
  2. Coldplay - X & Y
  3. Imogen Heap - Speak For Yourself
  4. The Dandy Warhols - Odditorium Or Warlords Of Mars
  5. Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth
  6. Joy Zipper - The Heartlight Set
  7. Louis XIV - The Best Little Secrets Are Kept
  8. Nerina Pallot - Fires
  9. Madonna - Confessions On A Dancefloor
  10. Goldfrapp - Supernature

Tomorrow: Films of the Year

Warming Up with Richard Herring

"But surely Jesus got the best view, getting the hilarity of both the drinking cat and the fat defecating man."

This is the funniest story I've read all Christmas... you can enjoy the full post here!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

2005 Review - Songs of the Year

Moving on from yesterday's Gigs of the Year, here's my list of favourite songs from the past twelve months. In my opinion only two of these artists managed to release consistently good albums this year, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out who they are!

(2004 Winner - U2 - Vertigo)

Best songs of 2005:
  1. Gorillaz - Dare
  2. Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)
  3. Ladytron - Sugar
  4. The Bravery - An Honest Mistake
  5. Mylo - In Your Arms
  6. Imogen Heap - Hide And Seek
  7. Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch
  8. The Subways - Oh Yeah
  9. Gemma Hayes - Happy Sad
  10. Madonna - Hung Up

Tomorrow: Albums of the Year

Do you speak Engrish?

Thanks to Troy who pointed me towards www.engrish.com over the Christmas break.

"Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design."

Here's some of my favourite examples from their website:

Check it out, there's a new addition every day...

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

2005 Review - Gigs of the Year

It's that time of the year when everyone looks back at the past year and publishes lots of lists, so over the next few days I thought I'd post a few of my own, starting today with my favourite gigs that I've been to this year.

(2004 Winner - The Soundtrack Of Our Lives at London Astoria)

Best gigs of 2005:
  1. Soulwax at Brighton Concorde
  2. Heather Nova at Shepherds Bush Empire
  3. Nine Inch Nails at Brixton Academy
  4. Emiliana Torrini at Brighton Komedia
  5. Goldfrapp at Brighton Dome

Tomorrow: Songs of the Year

Monday, December 26, 2005

Christmas Dinner

Spit-roasted barbecue pork with potato wedges, barbecue beans, corn fritters and a tangy apple sauce... mmmmm, delicious!

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you all have a happy and peaceful Christmas Day.

I'd like to thank a few friends who've helped to make my Christmas extra special:

Troy & Rom for taking me in on Christmas Day.

Steve & Chrissy for lunch on Boxing Day.

Kelly for making Fairytale Of New York the first song I heard this morning.

Gary at HD2 for my festive viewing and listening pleasures.

Rich for the exceptionally tasteful present.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Sincerely Kate

It's my last afternoon at work before Christmas and I've been randomly blogging, seeking inspiration. I pinched this little Q&A from Kate's blog...

my name is: not soulmining

childhood ambition: to be a writer

fondest memory: nine months in cape town when I was six years old

soundtrack: twenty years of vinyl & cds

retreat: a good book

wildest dream: travelling the world with my best friend

proudest moment: graduating in brighton

biggest challenge: lack of confidence

alarm clock: hello kitty

perfect day: a good movie, hanging out with loved ones, live music

first job: stock room in woolworths

indulgence: world cinema

last purchase: ong-bak on dvd

favorite movie: dazed and confused

inspiration: other people's words

my life: is only just beginning

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Taller In More Ways?

So, after six years together and four number one hit singles in the UK, the Sugababes have lost a second founder member.

So it's time to say goodbye to the rather scary-yet-weirdly-sexy Mutya Buena (centre)...
...And say hello to Amelle Berrabah (right).

Hmmmm...

Quite how the band will survive with only one of its founder members still in its line up remains to be seen... but I guess it didn't harm them last time, did it?

BKKIFF is Go!!

I've always been keen to attend some events at the Bangkok International Film Festival ever since Dave and I stumbled across the world premiere screening of Ong Bak there back in January 2003.

So this year, while thinking ahead to my Winter break, I thought I'd try and time my holiday to coincide with the 2006 BKKIFF in February. And then I had an even better idea - since I've been contributing some reviews to Eat My Brains this year, why not try and apply for Press accreditation? Since August I've been in contact with a lady in their Press Office who's been really helpful - advising me to send my application directly to her, bypassing their London office altogether - and with the help of Mike from EMB I submitted the relevant documents, buoyed with the news that fellow contributor David had just successfully secured a Press pass for this year's London Film Festival.

Finally yesterday, the news I'd been waiting for: my application has been approved! I am a bundle of nervous energy... I'm so excited about this, yet at the same time, absolutely sh*tting myself! I've no idea what's in store for me, but you can be sure that I'll be blogging about it here in February...

www.bangkokfilm.org

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Celebrate Good Times!

Okay, so who'd like a chocolate?

My drawer is currently full of Celebrations as I appear to be the only person in the office who is able to exercise self-restraint when it comes to eating chocolates.

Some time later...

Hmmm... well, they were in my drawer but the office gluttons seem to have exercised a mutiny.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Christmas Party

Me, Darren and Dom (photo by Helen)

I've just found a picture of me from last week's office Christmas meal down at the Seattle Hotel.

I was full of the 'space virus' at the time so I'm going to be well up for our proper Christmas party when it finally takes place in January...

Movie Haiku - King Kong

www.kingkongmovie.com


Dir: Peter Jackson


Cast: Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Jamie Bell


They find a big ape

doesn't want to be on stage

so goes plane swatting


soulmining rating: ****

Monday, December 19, 2005

Brighton Pier

While strolling home along the seafront last night in a rather melancholic frame of mind I felt compelled to take a photo of all the pretty Christmas lights.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

More Kitson Gold

Daniel Kitson is touring again.

A show about balloons, unmanned sheepdogs, comic shops that stay open until 3am, and leaves.

If you haven't seen Dan perform his maverick brand of stand-up comedy before then you should go and see him.

And if you have seen him before, well, you should go and see him again.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Little Britain Live at Brighton Centre

photograph courtesy of www.davidwalliams.com

There's no denying that Little Britain Live is a slick stage show, with its moving furniture and video backdrops lending an overtly theatrical feel to the comedy creations of Matt Lucas and David Walliams. This new ninety minute production showcases the most popular characters from the three television series, with Lucas's portrayal of Vicky Pollard, Fat Fighters' Marjorie Dawes, and Daffyd Thomas (the only gay in the village) receiving the greatest applause from the rather subdued audience. The inherent problem with a sketch show transferring to the live arena is its over-familiarity (see also: The Fast Show) and so it proved to be here, with some sketches - especially the newer characters - just being exact copies from the current series. I found more enjoyment watching some of their earlier creations make a welcome return, notably Scotsman Ray Cooney, hypnotist Kenny Craig, and children's comic Des Kay - with the latter's game of 'hide the sausage' with two members of the audience proving both hilarious yet excruciating to watch! The biggest cheer of the evening came during the encore when the show was interrupted by Denise Van Outen (with film crew in tow) who came on stage to present Matt and David with their British Comedy Award for Best TV Comedy - which was being broadcast live on ITV at the time!

Play It Cool In December

I've been listening to a lot more music this past month and have been spoilt for choice with my top five picks for December. Narrowly missing the cut were Gorillaz, Tristan Prettyman, The Decemberists, Bird, Athlete and Bloc Party, but maybe they'll feature next month if I'm still listening to them then... here's my top five CDs then:
  • Madonna - Confessions On A Dancefloor (Warner Bros)
  • The Dissociatives - The Dissociatives (Eleven)
  • Erin McKeown - We Will Become Like Birds (Parlophone)
  • The Brian Jonestown Massacre - We Are The Radio (Tee Pee)
  • The Beta Band - The Best Of - Music (Regal)

With any luck Arcade Fire will be in January's list!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Movie Haiku - The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe

www.narnia.com


Dir: Andrew Adamson


Cast: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Tilda Swinton


Strange world in wardrobe

see Winstone's talking beaver

help lion beat witch


soulmining rating: ***

Monday, December 12, 2005

Rebellion (Lies)

Making a last gasp attempt to grab the coveted 'song of the year' award is Rebellion (Lies) from the album Funeral by Arcade Fire.

I was in Rounder Records on Sunday as they were playing this track and just had to ask them what it was... I would have bought the album straight away, but it's already top of my list for Christmas, so hopefully I'll be getting it later this month anyway.

Courtney, why didn't I listen to you back in March?

Dom, why wouldn't you lend me this album months ago, you git!

I feel that I have arrived rather late to this party... www.arcadefire.com

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Christmas Shopping

Apparently sales of tinsel are down this year.

I've just braved the hordes of shoppers and bought my first Christmas present. I feel quite light-headed.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Reflections on 2005

[ Aaaah, publishing under the influence... I have now re-read, edited and updated this post with added links! I was going to add some photos but I'm just too hungover - there are quite a few if you click on the links though. soulmining - 09/12/05 17:33pm ]

I don't often post personal stuff on here but I saw this Q&A on Tatiana's website and thought I'd nick it and share my own reflections on the past year with you all.

1) Was 2005 a good year for you?

I’m finishing the year in a positive and optimistic frame of mind. Work hasn’t been very fulfilling this year, but starting this blog and writing about the films and gigs that I love has opened up a number of doors for me which I wouldn’t have believed twelve months ago.

2) What was your favourite moment of the year?

Hanging out at the FrightFest launch party with the Eat My Brains guys, taking full advantage of the free bar and chatting to Simon Pegg and Chris Smith. I also recall driving back from Crawley late at night in the middle of a snowstorm was quite a magical (if a little scary) experience and really reminded me of my childhood days up North when we used to get snow all the time!

3) What was your least favourite moment of the year?

Watching the news of the London bombings unfold just hours after returning from The Descent premiere party in Leicester Square.

4) Where will you be when 2005 ends?

I'll be somewhere in Brighton, most likely at home.

5) Who will you be with when 2005 ends?

Don’t know yet. I’m not one for making big New Year plans so it’ll be a last minute thing as always, dependent on who’s around. Last year I welcomed in the New Year on my own, watching the fireworks along Marine Parade.

6) Did you keep your New Year’s resolution of 2005?

I don’t remember making any New Year’s resolutions, but looking back at my diary I apparently made three of them. The first was to see my cousin Paul who I hadn’t seen for three years – we went to Goodison Park to watch Everton play Chelsea in February. The second was to cut down on sugar which has been a partial success – I’m down from three sachets to two in coffee. The third was to be more confident around women – I’m naturally shy – which I think I have achieved.

7) Do you have any New Year's resolutions for 2006?

Nothing concrete… perhaps something healthy like drinking more water and eating more fruit and veg?

8) Did you fall in love in 2005?

No, I just had a number of small, unrequited crushes.

9) Do you regret it?

Not at all. No regrets.

10) Did you break up with anyone in 2005?

No, not to my knowledge.

11) Did you make any new friends in 2005?

Yes, definitely, and I'd like to take the time to thank them here:

Mike – you’ve become a close and valued friend this year and I really appreciate all the support and encouragement that you’ve given me with my movie-related writing. Russ – it was great to finally meet you at The Descent premiere, and the FrightFest events since then have been such a blast in your company. David – thanks for sharing the load on the festival review and it was great to see you in Brighton for The Rakes & Louis XIV. James – I’m full of admiration for what you’ve achieved this year, your enthusiasm is infectious. Thanks for agreeing to be my second interviewee and I wish you continued success in 2006! Kelly – I’ve only just met you recently and am still getting to know you but your words are always full of warmth and honesty and always put a smile on my face.

There’s also a few fellow bloggers that I’ve never met but consider to be new friends: Nikita – thanks for your advice and insight into life in Hong Kong; Courtney – yours was one of the first blogs I ever discovered and has become one of my essential bookmarks. Thanks for all your musical tips this year! Tatiana – thanks for sharing your tales of life on the LA rock scene, your writing inspires me like no other.

12) What was your favourite month of 2005?

May, for a number of reasons: Brighton Festival took over the city; Everton qualified for the Champions League; Dave and Justin came back to Brighton after five months away; FrightFest’s one day event at the Prince Charles Cinema in London.

13) Did you travel outside of the UK in 2005?

Sadly not this year.

14) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?

We lost our family cat, Pickles.

15) Did you miss anybody in the past year?

I didn’t see my family as much as I should have. I haven’t seen my friend Chris – who became a father last year – since January and I keep meaning to pick up the phone to call him to see how he is.

16) What was your favourite movie that you saw in 2005?

Ironically the one film I didn’t see at the cinema – DiG!

17) What was your favourite song from 2005?

An Honest Mistake by The Bravery, or maybe Dare by Gorillaz, or maybe Sugar by Ladytron. They’re my top three tunes.

18) What was your favourite record from 2005?

I’ll probably post a list later this month, but if I had to choose one record it would be Cuts Across The Land by The Duke Spirit.

19) How many concerts did you see in 2005?

Forty-six.

20) Did you have a favourite concert in 2005?

I’ve seen some great gigs this year but the one that really stands out was Soulwax at the Concorde in Brighton back in February. It was also good to finally see Nine Inch Nails and New Order play live this year.

21) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?

Yes, a fair amount. This year I discovered Jim Beam & ginger ale!

22) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?

None. Well, one cigarette – does that count?

23) How many people did you sleep with in 2005?

Unless I get lucky in the next three weeks, none!

24) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?

Playing devil’s advocate between a couple of friends who’d fallen out with each another. Complaining about working conditions without realizing that one of my colleagues was even more worse off than myself.

25) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?

One of my friends quit smoking this year and still insists that they have given up when I know for a fact that they haven’t.

26) What was the best practical joke that you played in 2005?

We’ve done tons in the office this year. The best ones were signing up Bennett to the G4 mailing list and downloading their songs onto his iPod, and sticking lots of Ocean Colour Scene AAA passes onto Dom’s jacket and him not realising until he was being served at the counter in the Pound shop.

27) What was your proudest moment of 2005?

Being asked to be Best Man at Stephen & Caroline’s wedding was a great honour. Also, doing my first feature for EMB and having the director say that I’d handled the interview “professionally and sensitively”.

28) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005?

Blatantly flirting with DJ Steve's girlfriend for about an hour right in front of him (while he was on the decks) was pretty bad - although in fairness we were both very drunk. Getting threatened by EMI Records for trying to sell a promo Fischerspooner CD on eBay was pretty embarrassing as well.

29) If you could go back in time to one moment in time in 2005 and change something what would it be?

Hmmmm… maybe staying in the pub with Natalie during the comedy festival would have been fun, although perhaps might have ended up as one of the moments I was most ashamed of. I might also have ensured that I’d booked days off work to attend EMB’s “Night Of The Night Of Movies Night” Zombie Club event, and James’ Severance screening. And perhaps I’d have made sure I’d charged my camera battery before seeing The Pipettes at the Pavilion Theatre in January.

30) What are your plans for 2006?

I’m hoping to spend some time in Hong Kong and Thailand next year, and will endeavour to continue my writings and make the most of any opportunities that come my way in 2006.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Sheep's Heels

Justin and me, out of focus

Justin is flying out tomorrow to spend the next five months living in Thailand, so yesterday we got together, along with Andy and Gary, for an eight hour drinking binge.

Aaaah, lunchtime drinking. Always conducive to the important questions of the day, like these ones...

How come Andy's photos are out of focus when he's a professional photographer?

Is XXXXX XXX really homophobic?

Who's seen Dave's plums?

If Andy invented chamois shorts then would people shine car windscreens at street corners using their backsides?

Should the apostrophe in "sheep's heels" remain in the same place even when you're referring to multiple sheep?

Did my ex-girlfriend have a bit of a 'tache? (Gee, thanks guys)

I smoked a cigarette for the first time in two years. And ate a whole jam roly-poly when I got home.

F*** knows how I didn't have a raging hangover this morning.

Have a great trip, Justin.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Movie Haiku - Doom

www.doommovie.com


Dir: Andrzej Bartkowiak


Cast: The Rock, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Dexter Fletcher


Something's loose on Mars

big guns in dark corridors

films of games bore me


soulmining rating: **

Movie Haiku - Transporter 2

www.transporter2movie.com


Dir: Louis Leterrier


Cast: Jason Statham, Alessandro Gassman, Amber Valletta, Jason Flemyng


He must protect boy

how can this sequel be good?

love stupid fight scenes


soulmining rating: ****

Monday, December 05, 2005

Movie Haiku - The Exorcism Of Emily Rose

www.couldthishappentoyou.co.uk


Dir: Scott Derrickson


Cast: Laura Linney, Tom Wilkinson, Campbell Scott, Jennifer Carpenter


Priest on murder trial

did the devil possess her

or was she just ill?


soulmining rating: ****

Movie Haiku - Flightplan

www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/flightplan


Dir: Robert Schwentke


Cast: Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Sean Bean, Erika Christensen


No snakes on this plane

just some crazy passengers

and a missing girl


soulmining rating: **

Sunday, December 04, 2005

The loveGods at the Pavilion Theatre

Another loveGods show. I really respect the way they've built up a grass roots following in Brighton, and guitarist Artie and PA Kate are genuinely sweet, friendly people. The band really seem to embrace their music, but I'm increasingly worried about singer Deah. There's no doubting she's a fierce vocal talent - although that affecting American accent is starting to tire - but she also possesses a huge ego. There's a fine line between being a confident, ballsy performer and a spoilt diva. I just hope she takes the former path. Musically the band sound ever more accomplished, but really start to fly when they take a few changes and try something different, like on their radical reworking of Gershwin's Summertime and their Professional Widow rip-off Disco, by far their most adventurous and gleefully enjoyable song of the night.

Note to self: You will get very drunk very quickly if all you've had to eat all day is four slices of toast.

The Proposition Q&A

Jason Wood interviews John Hillcoat & Nick Cave

Director John Hillcoat and writer / composer Nick Cave turned up at the Duke Of York's for a Q&A after a preview screening of their new movie The Proposition. Hove resident Nick bounded onto the stage with a cry of, "Hello neighbours!" and intrigued the audience by confirming that he and John are now collaborating on a romantic comedy set in Hove. "It's not romantic. Or funny," added Nick.

Movie Haiku - The Proposition

www.columbiafilms.com.au


Dir: John Hillcoat


Cast: Guy Pearce, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston, John Hurt


Cave's gloomy western

sent to kill psycho brother

fantastic head shot


soulmining rating: ****

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Gboogleedbok!

Polly sent me this message earlier in the week:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Friday, December 02, 2005

Friday's Frights

Mike with From Dusk Till Dawn's Sex Machine!

Just a few bits and pieces that I wanted to round up this morning.

Mike and Russ were lucky enough to bump into make-up / special effects maestro Tom Savini in The Cinema Store on Wednesday afternoon. Apparently he was a lovely fella and even spoke to Jim on the phone!

Speaking of the Eat My Brains crew, they've just published my review of Jenifer, Dario Argento's Masters Of Horror episode, here.

Congratulations to a couple of other FrightFest friends who this week picked up awards at the British Independent Film Awards ceremony at the Hammersmith Palais - Neil Marshall who won the Best Director award for The Descent, and Jake West who won the Raindance award for Evil Aliens. Well done guys!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

December Live

Man, it's been a bit of a lacklustre Autumn / Winter run in on the live scene. There should be loads of cool bands playing around this time of year but I've found it really tough to come up with much to recommend this month. Anyway, here's the few highlights for December:

01/12 - Tonight it's your Rory Bremners at the Dome. Is he still funny?

02/12 - Feeder are playing at Brighton Centre. I missed them at the Dome last time around but they went down well, and their singles are generally pretty good.

03/12 - I'm going to a preview screening of The Proposition at the Duke Of York's which will be followed by a Q&A with the director John Hillcoat and writer / composer Nick Cave. After that's done it's straight to the Pavilion to check out The loveGods for the final time this year.

08/12 - LCD Soundsystem return to Brighton after their gig at the Concorde at the beginning of the year - this time they're at the Event. How come we're not selling tickets, Dave?

09/12 - Ben Elton is doing his new stand up show at the Dome. Is he still funny?

12/12 - It's a quick return for Stereophonics after their show here in August... they're playing at Brighton Centre this time with support from The Subways.

14/12 - Another Brighton Centre date, this time the first of two nights of Little Britain. Will we all piss ourselves laughing, or will that just be Mrs Emery the incontinent granny?

And that's about it for 2005. Looking ahead to January I've just noticed that Daniel Kitson has announced two shows at the Komedia, so it looks like that will be the first big night out of 2006.