I'm just trying to picture the business meeting for this item...
"So we want to make some soap..."
"Right, okay, soap is fine."
"...In the shape of a cat."
"Hmmmm..."
"But wait, get this, it grows thick fur when you use it!"
"Ahhh, well why didn't you say, there's a real gap in the market for hair-growing cleaning products."
"Where do I sign?"
"Here - quick, we must get this item on the shelves right away, the public are crying out for it."
And, rather more troubling, what sort of a friend would buy you this for Christmas?
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Who wouldn't you buy it for!? Sign me up for 5.
Apparently they're also developing fish soap which grows slimy scales and hedgehog soap which grows sharp spines - I can't wait!
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