Thursday, July 31, 2008

WALL•E

www.meetwalle.co.uk

Dir: Andrew Stanton

Voices: Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight, Jeff Garlin, Sigourney Weaver


He cleans up the earth
she comes looking for plant life
chase around spaceship

soulmining rating: ****

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Dark Knight

www.thedarkknightmovie.co.uk

Dir: Christopher Nolan

Cast: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman


Ledger's legacy
as Joker toys with Batman
targets Harvey Dent

soulmining rating: ****

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Journey To The Centre Of The Earth 3D

www.journeymovie.com

Dir: Eric Brevig

Cast: Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson, Anita Briem, Seth Meyers


Find volcanic tubes
dodge beasties at the earth's core
and flying yo-yo

soulmining rating: ****

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Brighton Wok: The Legend Of Ganja Boxing

www.brighton-wok.com

Dir: Gabriel Howard

Cast: Richard Forsyth, Samson Byford-Winter, Randolph Barrington, Laura Byford-Winter

He's the chosen one
devil's claw at royal pav
smokes ganja to fight

soulmining rating: ***

Friday, July 11, 2008

Donkey Punch

www.donkeypunchmovie.co.uk

Dir: Olly Blackburn

Cast: Robert Boulter, Tom Burke, Nichola Burley, Jaime Winstone


Party on the boat
donkey punch kills one of them
everyone panics

soulmining rating: ****

Hancock

www.hancockwashere.com

Dir: Peter Berg

Cast: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Eddie Marsan


Drunk superhero
forced to go into rehab
suddenly veers off

soulmining rating: **