Sunday, June 29, 2008


Dir: Timur Bekmambetov

Cast: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp

Normal office guy
finds that he can curve bullets
adult action joy

soulmining rating: ****

The Ruins

Dir: Carter Smith

Cast: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey, Shawn Ashmore

Don't step on the vines
don't try and leave the hillside
don't pick up the knife

soulmining rating: ***

Sunday, June 22, 2008

The Incredible Hulk

Dir: Louis Leterrier

Cast: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt

He still gets angry
army want to capture him
big fight on high street

soulmining rating: ***

The Happening

Dir: M. Night Shyamalan

Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez

Suicides begin
not a terrorist attack
he talks to the plants

soulmining rating: **

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Superhero Movie

Dir: Craig Mazin

Cast: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Leslie Nielsen

More like shit movie
Dragonfly not Spiderman
it's a laugh free zone

soulmining rating: *

Monday, June 02, 2008

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

Dir: Steven Spielberg

Cast: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf

Man with hat is back
goes on adventure with skull
now with added son

soulmining rating: ***