Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Cottage

Dir: Paul Andrew Williams

Cast: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Steve O'Donnell, Jennifer Ellison

Kidnap busty girl
hide in a remote cottage
chased by scarred farmer

soulmining rating: **

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Vantage Point

Dir: Pete Travis

Cast: Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, William Hurt

See same scene six times
President shot and bomb blast
next time sillier

soulmining rating: ***

Friday, March 07, 2008

The Eye

Dir: David Moreau & Xavier Palud

Cast: Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Rade Serbedzija

Blind girl gets new eyes
sees spirits taking the dead
tanker will explode

soulmining rating: ***

Sunday, March 02, 2008


Dir: Sylvester Stallone

Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish

He guides aid workers
captured by Burmese rebels
shoot them to pieces

soulmining rating: ***