Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Cottage

www.thecottagemovie.co.uk

Dir: Paul Andrew Williams

Cast: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Steve O'Donnell, Jennifer Ellison


Kidnap busty girl
hide in a remote cottage
chased by scarred farmer

soulmining rating: **

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Vantage Point

www.sonypictures.co.uk/vantagepoint

Dir: Pete Travis

Cast: Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, William Hurt


See same scene six times
President shot and bomb blast
next time sillier

soulmining rating: ***

Friday, March 07, 2008

The Eye

www.theeyefilm.co.uk

Dir: David Moreau & Xavier Palud

Cast: Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Rade Serbedzija


Blind girl gets new eyes
sees spirits taking the dead
tanker will explode

soulmining rating: ***

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Rambo

www.movies.break.com/rambo

Dir: Sylvester Stallone

Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish


He guides aid workers
captured by Burmese rebels
shoot them to pieces

soulmining rating: ***