www.ironmanmovie.com
Dir: Jon Favreau
Cast: Robert Downey Jr, Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow
Captured in desert
builds iron suit to escape
stops making weapons
soulmining rating: ***
Friday, May 02, 2008
Iron Man
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Deception
www.deception-movie.com
Dir: Marcel Langenegger
Cast: Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Michelle Williams, Maggie Q
He joins their sex list
but they're just setting him up
shamed faces all round
soulmining rating: *
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
In Bruges
www.focusfeatures.com/inbruges
Dir: Martin McDonagh
Cast: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Clemence Poesy
Two hitmen in Bruges
sightsee and meet racist dwarf
boss comes to kill them
soulmining rating: ****
Street Kings
www.foxsearchlight.com/streetkings
Dir: David Ayer
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans
Corrupt police force
he's the one that takes a stand
seen it all before
soulmining rating: ***
Monday, April 21, 2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
www.forgettingsarahmarshall.co.uk
Dir: Nicholas Stoller
Cast: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand
Meets his ex on hols
now she's with English rockstar
Brand just plays himself
soulmining rating: ****
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Persepolis
www.persepolismovie.com
Dir: Marjane Satrapi & Vincent Paronnaud
Voices: Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve, Danielle Darrieux, Simon Abkarian
Young girl in Iran
grows up in revolution
keeps independence
soulmining rating: ***
Friday, April 18, 2008
21
www.sonypictures.com/movies/21
Dir: Robert Luketic
Cast: Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne, Kevin Spacey
He's plays Blackjack well
go to Vegas to count cards
Fishburne's watching them
soulmining rating: ****
Pathology
www.enterpathologylab.com
Dir: Marc Schloelermann
Cast: Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Weston, Alyssa Milano, Lauren Lee Smith
Wretched med students
kill random strangers for fun
worthless piece of sh*t
soulmining rating: *
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Grindhouse
www.myspace.com/ukgrindhousetour
Dir: Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson
Back to back at last
fight flesh-dripping humans then
take a ride with Mike
soulmining rating: *****
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Awake
www.awakethemovie.com
Dir: Joby Harold
Cast: Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, Lena Olin
Rich kid has heart op
but he doesn't fall asleep
they plan to kill him
soulmining rating: **
Art Of The Devil 3
www.longkhong2.com
Dir: Pasith Buranajan
Cast: Napakpapha Nakprasitte, Namo Tongkumnerd
How teacher went bad
wanted her for Mum's spirit
gets out safety pins
soulmining rating: ***
Shutter
www.shutter-movie.com
Dir: Masayuki Ochiai
Cast: Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor, David Denman, John Hensley
Newlyweds go east
spooky ghost in their photos
he did a bad thing
soulmining rating: **
Doomsday
www.doomsdayiscoming.com
Dir: Neil Marshall
Cast: Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, Craig Conway, Malcolm McDowell
Virus in London
go over wall to Glasgow
looking for a cure
soulmining rating: ****
The Mist
www.themist-movie.com
Dir: Frank Darabont
Cast: Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden, Jeffrey DeMunn
Something in the mist
townsfolk get stranded in store
how far can they get?
soulmining rating: ****
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Cottage
www.thecottagemovie.co.uk
Dir: Paul Andrew Williams
Cast: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Steve O'Donnell, Jennifer Ellison
Kidnap busty girl
hide in a remote cottage
chased by scarred farmer
soulmining rating: **
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Vantage Point
www.sonypictures.co.uk/vantagepoint
Dir: Pete Travis
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, William Hurt
See same scene six times
President shot and bomb blast
next time sillier
soulmining rating: ***
Friday, March 07, 2008
The Eye
www.theeyefilm.co.uk
Dir: David Moreau & Xavier Palud
Cast: Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Rade Serbedzija
Blind girl gets new eyes
sees spirits taking the dead
tanker will explode
soulmining rating: ***
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Rambo
www.movies.break.com/rambo
Dir: Sylvester Stallone
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish
He guides aid workers
captured by Burmese rebels
shoot them to pieces
soulmining rating: ***
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Be Kind Rewind
www.bekindrewindthemovie.co.uk
Dir: Michel Gondry
Cast: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover, Mia Farrow
He erased the tapes
so they make their own versions
try to save the shop
soulmining rating: ****
Untraceable
www.killwithme.co.uk
Dir: Gregory Hoblit
Cast: Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks, Joseph Cross
Posts victims online
more viewers mean quicker deaths
everyone logs on
soulmining rating: ***
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Blade Runner: The Final Cut
www.bladerunnerthemovie.com
Dir: Ridley Scott
Cast: Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos
Ridley tinkers more
sci-fi classic looks awesome
not a replicant
soulmining rating: ****
U2 3D
www.u23d.co.uk
Dir: Catherine Owens & Mark Pellington
Cast: Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen Jr
Uno dos tres wow
you can almost touch the band
the future is now
soulmining rating: ***

