Wednesday, April 23, 2008

In Bruges

Dir: Martin McDonagh

Cast: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Clemence Poesy

Two hitmen in Bruges
sightsee and meet racist dwarf
boss comes to kill them

soulmining rating: ****

Street Kings

Dir: David Ayer

Cast: Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans

Corrupt police force
he's the one that takes a stand
seen it all before

soulmining rating: ***

Monday, April 21, 2008

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Dir: Nicholas Stoller

Cast: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand

Meets his ex on hols
now she's with English rockstar
Brand just plays himself

soulmining rating: ****

Sunday, April 20, 2008


Dir: Marjane Satrapi & Vincent Paronnaud

Voices: Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve, Danielle Darrieux, Simon Abkarian

Young girl in Iran
grows up in revolution
keeps independence

soulmining rating: ***

Friday, April 18, 2008


Dir: Robert Luketic

Cast: Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne, Kevin Spacey

He's plays Blackjack well
go to Vegas to count cards
Fishburne's watching them

soulmining rating: ****


Dir: Marc Schloelermann

Cast: Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Weston, Alyssa Milano, Lauren Lee Smith

Wretched med students
kill random strangers for fun
worthless piece of sh*t

soulmining rating: *

Sunday, April 13, 2008


Dir: Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino

Cast: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson

Back to back at last
fight flesh-dripping humans then
take a ride with Mike

soulmining rating: *****

Wednesday, April 09, 2008


Dir: Joby Harold

Cast: Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, Lena Olin

Rich kid has heart op
but he doesn't fall asleep
they plan to kill him

soulmining rating: **

Art Of The Devil 3

Dir: Pasith Buranajan

Cast: Napakpapha Nakprasitte, Namo Tongkumnerd

How teacher went bad
wanted her for Mum's spirit
gets out safety pins

soulmining rating: ***


Dir: Masayuki Ochiai

Cast: Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor, David Denman, John Hensley

Newlyweds go east
spooky ghost in their photos
he did a bad thing

soulmining rating: **


Dir: Neil Marshall

Cast: Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, Craig Conway, Malcolm McDowell

Virus in London
go over wall to Glasgow
looking for a cure

soulmining rating: ****

The Mist

Dir: Frank Darabont

Cast: Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden, Jeffrey DeMunn

Something in the mist
townsfolk get stranded in store
how far can they get?

soulmining rating: ****