Eek. I don't go to shops during December, at all. I'd rather chew my own legs off than face that. No, I'd rather have my legs chewed off by Robbie Williams, while he attempts to sing his hits through mouthfuls of flesh.
Online all the way, baby. You can get all your presents, and food shopping, from the comfort of your sofa, without having to beat a pensioner to death for the last box of crackers.
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Congratulations!
You are a very brave man going shopping in Brigton this close to Christmas!!
Eek. I don't go to shops during December, at all. I'd rather chew my own legs off than face that. No, I'd rather have my legs chewed off by Robbie Williams, while he attempts to sing his hits through mouthfuls of flesh.
Online all the way, baby. You can get all your presents, and food shopping, from the comfort of your sofa, without having to beat a pensioner to death for the last box of crackers.
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