Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Movie Haiku - The Hills Have Eyes

www2.foxsearchlight.com/thehillshaveeyes


Dir: Alexandre Aja


Cast: Aaron Stanford, Kathleen Quinlan, Vinessa Shaw, Emile De Ravin


Don't like strangers much

welcome with pick-axe and guns

not tea and biscuits


soulmining rating: ****

1 comment:

James Moran said...

Waaaait a second - there are no scenes with tea and biscuits?? What sordid lengths will these "gore-nographers" sink to next???

As ever, I am in awe of your understated haikus. I hope the movie is half as entertaining...