Wanted

www.wantedmovie.com

Dir: Timur Bekmambetov

Cast: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp


Normal office guy
finds that he can curve bullets
adult action joy

soulmining rating: ****

The Ruins

www.ruinsmovie.com

Dir: Carter Smith

Cast: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey, Shawn Ashmore


Don't step on the vines
don't try and leave the hillside
don't pick up the knife

soulmining rating: ***

The Incredible Hulk

www.incrediblehulk.com

Dir: Louis Leterrier

Cast: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt


He still gets angry
army want to capture him
big fight on high street

soulmining rating: ***

The Happening

www.thehappeningmovie.com

Dir: M. Night Shyamalan

Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez


Suicides begin
not a terrorist attack
he talks to the plants

soulmining rating: **

Superhero Movie

www.superhero-movie.net

Dir: Craig Mazin

Cast: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Leslie Nielsen


More like shit movie
Dragonfly not Spiderman
it's a laugh free zone

soulmining rating: *

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

www.indianajones.com

Dir: Steven Spielberg

Cast: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf


Man with hat is back
goes on adventure with skull
now with added son

soulmining rating: ***