Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Do you speak Engrish?

Thanks to Troy who pointed me towards www.engrish.com over the Christmas break.

"Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design."

Here's some of my favourite examples from their website:

Check it out, there's a new addition every day...

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

2005 Review - Gigs of the Year

It's that time of the year when everyone looks back at the past year and publishes lots of lists, so over the next few days I thought I'd post a few of my own, starting today with my favourite gigs that I've been to this year.

(2004 Winner - The Soundtrack Of Our Lives at London Astoria)

Best gigs of 2005:
  1. Soulwax at Brighton Concorde
  2. Heather Nova at Shepherds Bush Empire
  3. Nine Inch Nails at Brixton Academy
  4. Emiliana Torrini at Brighton Komedia
  5. Goldfrapp at Brighton Dome

Tomorrow: Songs of the Year

Monday, December 26, 2005

Christmas Dinner

Spit-roasted barbecue pork with potato wedges, barbecue beans, corn fritters and a tangy apple sauce... mmmmm, delicious!

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you all have a happy and peaceful Christmas Day.

I'd like to thank a few friends who've helped to make my Christmas extra special:

Troy & Rom for taking me in on Christmas Day.

Steve & Chrissy for lunch on Boxing Day.

Kelly for making Fairytale Of New York the first song I heard this morning.

Gary at HD2 for my festive viewing and listening pleasures.

Rich for the exceptionally tasteful present.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Sincerely Kate

It's my last afternoon at work before Christmas and I've been randomly blogging, seeking inspiration. I pinched this little Q&A from Kate's blog...

my name is: not soulmining

childhood ambition: to be a writer

fondest memory: nine months in cape town when I was six years old

soundtrack: twenty years of vinyl & cds

retreat: a good book

wildest dream: travelling the world with my best friend

proudest moment: graduating in brighton

biggest challenge: lack of confidence

alarm clock: hello kitty

perfect day: a good movie, hanging out with loved ones, live music

first job: stock room in woolworths

indulgence: world cinema

last purchase: ong-bak on dvd

favorite movie: dazed and confused

inspiration: other people's words

my life: is only just beginning

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Taller In More Ways?

So, after six years together and four number one hit singles in the UK, the Sugababes have lost a second founder member.

So it's time to say goodbye to the rather scary-yet-weirdly-sexy Mutya Buena (centre)...
...And say hello to Amelle Berrabah (right).

Hmmmm...

Quite how the band will survive with only one of its founder members still in its line up remains to be seen... but I guess it didn't harm them last time, did it?

BKKIFF is Go!!

I've always been keen to attend some events at the Bangkok International Film Festival ever since Dave and I stumbled across the world premiere screening of Ong Bak there back in January 2003.

So this year, while thinking ahead to my Winter break, I thought I'd try and time my holiday to coincide with the 2006 BKKIFF in February. And then I had an even better idea - since I've been contributing some reviews to Eat My Brains this year, why not try and apply for Press accreditation? Since August I've been in contact with a lady in their Press Office who's been really helpful - advising me to send my application directly to her, bypassing their London office altogether - and with the help of Mike from EMB I submitted the relevant documents, buoyed with the news that fellow contributor David had just successfully secured a Press pass for this year's London Film Festival.

Finally yesterday, the news I'd been waiting for: my application has been approved! I am a bundle of nervous energy... I'm so excited about this, yet at the same time, absolutely sh*tting myself! I've no idea what's in store for me, but you can be sure that I'll be blogging about it here in February...

www.bangkokfilm.org

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Celebrate Good Times!

Okay, so who'd like a chocolate?

My drawer is currently full of Celebrations as I appear to be the only person in the office who is able to exercise self-restraint when it comes to eating chocolates.

Some time later...

Hmmm... well, they were in my drawer but the office gluttons seem to have exercised a mutiny.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Christmas Party

Me, Darren and Dom (photo by Helen)

I've just found a picture of me from last week's office Christmas meal down at the Seattle Hotel.

I was full of the 'space virus' at the time so I'm going to be well up for our proper Christmas party when it finally takes place in January...

Movie Haiku - King Kong

www.kingkongmovie.com


Dir: Peter Jackson


Cast: Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Jamie Bell


They find a big ape

doesn't want to be on stage

so goes plane swatting


soulmining rating: ****

Monday, December 19, 2005

Brighton Pier

While strolling home along the seafront last night in a rather melancholic frame of mind I felt compelled to take a photo of all the pretty Christmas lights.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

More Kitson Gold

Daniel Kitson is touring again.

A show about balloons, unmanned sheepdogs, comic shops that stay open until 3am, and leaves.

If you haven't seen Dan perform his maverick brand of stand-up comedy before then you should go and see him.

And if you have seen him before, well, you should go and see him again.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Little Britain Live at Brighton Centre

photograph courtesy of www.davidwalliams.com

There's no denying that Little Britain Live is a slick stage show, with its moving furniture and video backdrops lending an overtly theatrical feel to the comedy creations of Matt Lucas and David Walliams. This new ninety minute production showcases the most popular characters from the three television series, with Lucas's portrayal of Vicky Pollard, Fat Fighters' Marjorie Dawes, and Daffyd Thomas (the only gay in the village) receiving the greatest applause from the rather subdued audience. The inherent problem with a sketch show transferring to the live arena is its over-familiarity (see also: The Fast Show) and so it proved to be here, with some sketches - especially the newer characters - just being exact copies from the current series. I found more enjoyment watching some of their earlier creations make a welcome return, notably Scotsman Ray Cooney, hypnotist Kenny Craig, and children's comic Des Kay - with the latter's game of 'hide the sausage' with two members of the audience proving both hilarious yet excruciating to watch! The biggest cheer of the evening came during the encore when the show was interrupted by Denise Van Outen (with film crew in tow) who came on stage to present Matt and David with their British Comedy Award for Best TV Comedy - which was being broadcast live on ITV at the time!

Play It Cool In December

I've been listening to a lot more music this past month and have been spoilt for choice with my top five picks for December. Narrowly missing the cut were Gorillaz, Tristan Prettyman, The Decemberists, Bird, Athlete and Bloc Party, but maybe they'll feature next month if I'm still listening to them then... here's my top five CDs then:
  • Madonna - Confessions On A Dancefloor (Warner Bros)
  • The Dissociatives - The Dissociatives (Eleven)
  • Erin McKeown - We Will Become Like Birds (Parlophone)
  • The Brian Jonestown Massacre - We Are The Radio (Tee Pee)
  • The Beta Band - The Best Of - Music (Regal)

With any luck Arcade Fire will be in January's list!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Movie Haiku - The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe

www.narnia.com


Dir: Andrew Adamson


Cast: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Tilda Swinton


Strange world in wardrobe

see Winstone's talking beaver

help lion beat witch


soulmining rating: ***

Monday, December 12, 2005

Rebellion (Lies)

Making a last gasp attempt to grab the coveted 'song of the year' award is Rebellion (Lies) from the album Funeral by Arcade Fire.

I was in Rounder Records on Sunday as they were playing this track and just had to ask them what it was... I would have bought the album straight away, but it's already top of my list for Christmas, so hopefully I'll be getting it later this month anyway.

Courtney, why didn't I listen to you back in March?

Dom, why wouldn't you lend me this album months ago, you git!

I feel that I have arrived rather late to this party... www.arcadefire.com

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Christmas Shopping

Apparently sales of tinsel are down this year.

I've just braved the hordes of shoppers and bought my first Christmas present. I feel quite light-headed.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Reflections on 2005

[ Aaaah, publishing under the influence... I have now re-read, edited and updated this post with added links! I was going to add some photos but I'm just too hungover - there are quite a few if you click on the links though. soulmining - 09/12/05 17:33pm ]

I don't often post personal stuff on here but I saw this Q&A on Tatiana's website and thought I'd nick it and share my own reflections on the past year with you all.

1) Was 2005 a good year for you?

I’m finishing the year in a positive and optimistic frame of mind. Work hasn’t been very fulfilling this year, but starting this blog and writing about the films and gigs that I love has opened up a number of doors for me which I wouldn’t have believed twelve months ago.

2) What was your favourite moment of the year?

Hanging out at the FrightFest launch party with the Eat My Brains guys, taking full advantage of the free bar and chatting to Simon Pegg and Chris Smith. I also recall driving back from Crawley late at night in the middle of a snowstorm was quite a magical (if a little scary) experience and really reminded me of my childhood days up North when we used to get snow all the time!

3) What was your least favourite moment of the year?

Watching the news of the London bombings unfold just hours after returning from The Descent premiere party in Leicester Square.

4) Where will you be when 2005 ends?

I'll be somewhere in Brighton, most likely at home.

5) Who will you be with when 2005 ends?

Don’t know yet. I’m not one for making big New Year plans so it’ll be a last minute thing as always, dependent on who’s around. Last year I welcomed in the New Year on my own, watching the fireworks along Marine Parade.

6) Did you keep your New Year’s resolution of 2005?

I don’t remember making any New Year’s resolutions, but looking back at my diary I apparently made three of them. The first was to see my cousin Paul who I hadn’t seen for three years – we went to Goodison Park to watch Everton play Chelsea in February. The second was to cut down on sugar which has been a partial success – I’m down from three sachets to two in coffee. The third was to be more confident around women – I’m naturally shy – which I think I have achieved.

7) Do you have any New Year's resolutions for 2006?

Nothing concrete… perhaps something healthy like drinking more water and eating more fruit and veg?

8) Did you fall in love in 2005?

No, I just had a number of small, unrequited crushes.

9) Do you regret it?

Not at all. No regrets.

10) Did you break up with anyone in 2005?

No, not to my knowledge.

11) Did you make any new friends in 2005?

Yes, definitely, and I'd like to take the time to thank them here:

Mike – you’ve become a close and valued friend this year and I really appreciate all the support and encouragement that you’ve given me with my movie-related writing. Russ – it was great to finally meet you at The Descent premiere, and the FrightFest events since then have been such a blast in your company. David – thanks for sharing the load on the festival review and it was great to see you in Brighton for The Rakes & Louis XIV. James – I’m full of admiration for what you’ve achieved this year, your enthusiasm is infectious. Thanks for agreeing to be my second interviewee and I wish you continued success in 2006! Kelly – I’ve only just met you recently and am still getting to know you but your words are always full of warmth and honesty and always put a smile on my face.

There’s also a few fellow bloggers that I’ve never met but consider to be new friends: Nikita – thanks for your advice and insight into life in Hong Kong; Courtney – yours was one of the first blogs I ever discovered and has become one of my essential bookmarks. Thanks for all your musical tips this year! Tatiana – thanks for sharing your tales of life on the LA rock scene, your writing inspires me like no other.

12) What was your favourite month of 2005?

May, for a number of reasons: Brighton Festival took over the city; Everton qualified for the Champions League; Dave and Justin came back to Brighton after five months away; FrightFest’s one day event at the Prince Charles Cinema in London.

13) Did you travel outside of the UK in 2005?

Sadly not this year.

14) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?

We lost our family cat, Pickles.

15) Did you miss anybody in the past year?

I didn’t see my family as much as I should have. I haven’t seen my friend Chris – who became a father last year – since January and I keep meaning to pick up the phone to call him to see how he is.

16) What was your favourite movie that you saw in 2005?

Ironically the one film I didn’t see at the cinema – DiG!

17) What was your favourite song from 2005?

An Honest Mistake by The Bravery, or maybe Dare by Gorillaz, or maybe Sugar by Ladytron. They’re my top three tunes.

18) What was your favourite record from 2005?

I’ll probably post a list later this month, but if I had to choose one record it would be Cuts Across The Land by The Duke Spirit.

19) How many concerts did you see in 2005?

Forty-six.

20) Did you have a favourite concert in 2005?

I’ve seen some great gigs this year but the one that really stands out was Soulwax at the Concorde in Brighton back in February. It was also good to finally see Nine Inch Nails and New Order play live this year.

21) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?

Yes, a fair amount. This year I discovered Jim Beam & ginger ale!

22) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?

None. Well, one cigarette – does that count?

23) How many people did you sleep with in 2005?

Unless I get lucky in the next three weeks, none!

24) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?

Playing devil’s advocate between a couple of friends who’d fallen out with each another. Complaining about working conditions without realizing that one of my colleagues was even more worse off than myself.

25) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?

One of my friends quit smoking this year and still insists that they have given up when I know for a fact that they haven’t.

26) What was the best practical joke that you played in 2005?

We’ve done tons in the office this year. The best ones were signing up Bennett to the G4 mailing list and downloading their songs onto his iPod, and sticking lots of Ocean Colour Scene AAA passes onto Dom’s jacket and him not realising until he was being served at the counter in the Pound shop.

27) What was your proudest moment of 2005?

Being asked to be Best Man at Stephen & Caroline’s wedding was a great honour. Also, doing my first feature for EMB and having the director say that I’d handled the interview “professionally and sensitively”.

28) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005?

Blatantly flirting with DJ Steve's girlfriend for about an hour right in front of him (while he was on the decks) was pretty bad - although in fairness we were both very drunk. Getting threatened by EMI Records for trying to sell a promo Fischerspooner CD on eBay was pretty embarrassing as well.

29) If you could go back in time to one moment in time in 2005 and change something what would it be?

Hmmmm… maybe staying in the pub with Natalie during the comedy festival would have been fun, although perhaps might have ended up as one of the moments I was most ashamed of. I might also have ensured that I’d booked days off work to attend EMB’s “Night Of The Night Of Movies Night” Zombie Club event, and James’ Severance screening. And perhaps I’d have made sure I’d charged my camera battery before seeing The Pipettes at the Pavilion Theatre in January.

30) What are your plans for 2006?

I’m hoping to spend some time in Hong Kong and Thailand next year, and will endeavour to continue my writings and make the most of any opportunities that come my way in 2006.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Sheep's Heels

Justin and me, out of focus

Justin is flying out tomorrow to spend the next five months living in Thailand, so yesterday we got together, along with Andy and Gary, for an eight hour drinking binge.

Aaaah, lunchtime drinking. Always conducive to the important questions of the day, like these ones...

How come Andy's photos are out of focus when he's a professional photographer?

Is XXXXX XXX really homophobic?

Who's seen Dave's plums?

If Andy invented chamois shorts then would people shine car windscreens at street corners using their backsides?

Should the apostrophe in "sheep's heels" remain in the same place even when you're referring to multiple sheep?

Did my ex-girlfriend have a bit of a 'tache? (Gee, thanks guys)

I smoked a cigarette for the first time in two years. And ate a whole jam roly-poly when I got home.

F*** knows how I didn't have a raging hangover this morning.

Have a great trip, Justin.