The birthday boy
It's the original grumpy shopkeeper's birthday today so a few of us went out last night for a game of ten pin bowling followed by a meal to celebrate the occasion. The big question of the hour was this: what do you buy the man who has everything? This is what we managed to come up with between us:
- A pot plant
- A novel by WWE wrestling legend, Mick Foley
- A Dalek-shaped biscuit tin
- An appointment for a session of colonic irrigation
I think Gary was probably relieved that he only got given three of the above four items.
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