Monday, August 08, 2005

Stag Logic

Stephen does his best Leo Sayer impression

Saturday was Stephen's stag night, ahead of his wedding next weekend. In typical drunk fashion he came out with some classic nuggets of wisdom as we stumbled along from Hove to the Market Diner, as follows:

"The first rule of motorcycling is don't look at pedestrians, otherwise you'll run them over."

"Don't stare at a seagull - if it sees a shining eye it'll eat it!"

Useful advice, I'm sure you will agree. Thank you, Stephen.

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