Tuesday, September 11, 2007

TIFF Day 5 (Monday)

Stuck - Stuart Gordon and Mena Suvari

Monday gave me my first lie since arriving. I'd decided to miss the early screening of Kenneth Branagh's Sleuth remake as a) it's supposed to be bad, and b) Ian and I had other plans. Since we'd overheard that there was to be a second private screening of Jaume Balaguero & Paco Plaza's [Rec] that morning, we decided to investigate. We weren't the only ones... on arrival at the Technicolor screening room on Peter Street we were greeted by Ant, Bruce and Mitch who'd all had the same idea as us! We got in okay and were then presented with a classic Kodak moment as Ant took one of the luxurious reclining seats... which totally collapsed leaving the poor guy floundering, staring at the ceiling. Even the reserved Japanese girl seated to our right couldn't prevent herself from giggling behind her hands.

Hilarity over, and on with [Rec] which turned out to be every bit as good as Paul had told us. Angela (Manuela Velasco) is a reporter, following the night shift at the local fire station with her trusty cameraman. They tag along when the firemen are called to an apartment block where the other residents have heard screams coming from an elderly lady's flat. And then all hell breaks loose! The documentary style is nothing new, but is done really well here, the handheld shots really reflecting the panic when the situation descends into chaos. Even better, the absence of any musical score means that you're totally reliant on natural sounds, so there are no cues as to when the shock moments are going to happen - and believe me, there are plenty of them in this movie. 28 Weeks Later is an obvious comparison, but I found it most similar in tone to Right At Your Door, and if there is to be any criticism levelled towards [Rec] then it is that if offers almost too much explanation for what is going on, where perhaps less would have been more. A difficult sell to the muliplex crowd, but definitely one of the best and most original horror approaches I've seen this year - and it goes without saying, the inevitable Hollywood remake is already being planned.

The ever growing pile of Press booklets

Leaving Ian and Mitch downtown, I caught a cab with Ant and Bruce as we headed back to the Manulife Centre for the afternoon's cinematic selections. I picked Lee Kang-sheng's Help Me Eros, a Taiwanese film about a suicidal guy who grows marijuana plants and hangs out with the girls at the local nut stands. He's also addicted to a telephone helpline and begins to stalk his operator, not realising that it's the girl's bigger friend who is actually his handler. It's a slow character piece, beautifully shot, full of neon lights and recurring themes of exotic food and sexuality.

Next up was Hans Weingartner's media satire Reclaim Your Brain. Moritz Bleibtrau (Run Lola Run) plays an obnoxious television executive who commissions the dumbest programmes such as a reality show based on the Titanic. After a major car accident (this year's most repeated scene - see also Stuck later) he totally re-evaluates his life and sets about a guerrila campaign to manipulate the ratings and get intelligent programmes back on the screen. If this had been a pacy, slapstick approach to the subject matter then I might have stuck with it, but unfortunately after a promising start it lost its bite and so I walked out.

I bumped into Ian, Paul and Johanna back at our hotel - they were going out to a Japanese film party somewhere downtown - then had some food and walked along to the Cumberland. Perhaps one of the more surprising selections for the Gala treatment at TIFF this year is Renny Harlin's Cleaner, bearing in mind his recent track record with The Covenant, Exorcist: The Beginning and the woeful Mindhunters. With his new film he wisely goes back to basics, crafting a film that is more about the characters than it is the action. Samuel L. Jackson plays the titular Cleaner, an ex-cop who cleans up the blood and body matter after a death. Cleaner is a routine thriller, but the performances are solid and there's some nice directorial flourishes and a breezy score. A decent DVD rental rather than a theatrical experience methinks.

Stuck - Stuart Gordon and Mena Suvari with Colin Geddes

Finally it was a quick dash down to the Ryerson for the latest Midnight Madness screening, Stuart Gordon's Stuck. The director was present along with actress Mena Suvari and a number of other cast members to introduce the film and take part in a Q&A after the screening. Brandi (Suvari) is a care worker who panics after hitting a homeless guy Tom (Stephen Rea) while driving home after a party. With Tom still caught in the windshield she drives home and locks the car in the garage, terrified of what she's done. Despite Tom's pleas for help she refuses to call 911 and the longer it goes on she realises that she can't allow him to escape. Stuck is a pitch black comedy which - you might be surprised to learn - really is based on a true story, although the ending has been changed here for dramatic purposes. Some of the comedic moments (involving Brandi's boyfriend and best friend) are hit and miss, but the scenes between Brandi and Tom are well played and there are a couple of delightfully unpleasant moments.

As a postscript to the Q&A, the long-mooted House Of Re-Animator (The White House set sequel starring William H. Macy) looks like it won't be happening since they're finding it impossible to raise the investment required with the political nature of the screenplay.

TIFF Movie Haiku - Stuck

www.image-entertainment.com

Dir: Stuart Gordon

Cast: Stephen Rea, Mena Suvari, Russell Hornsby, Rukiya Bernard


Wedged in the windshield
she panics and drives straight home
can't let him escape

soulmining rating: ***

TIFF Movie Haiku - Cleaner

www.millenniumfilms.com

Dir: Renny Harlin

Cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Ed Harris, Eva Mendes, Luis Guzman


Cleans up blood and gore
she didn't book his service
so now he's been framed

soulmining rating: ***

TIFF Movie Haiku - Reclaim Your Brain

www.freerainer.de

Dir: Hans Weingartner

Cast: Moritz Bliebtreu, Elsa Schultz Gambard, Milan Peschel, Gregor Bloeb


He makes trash TV
car crash alters his viewpoint
massage the ratings

soulmining rating: *

TIFF Movie Haiku - Help Me Eros

www.fortissimo.nl

Dir: Lee Kang-sheng

Cast: Lee Kang-sheng, Yin Shin, Jane Liao, Dennis Nieh


Shags betel nut girl
stalks helpline operator
she has bath with eels

soulmining rating: ***

Movie Haiku - [Rec]

www.filmax.com

Dir: Jaume Balaguero & Paco Plaza

Cast: Manuela Velasco, Ferran Terraza, Jorge-Yamam Serrano, Carlos Lasarte


Follow the firemen
panic in the apartments
always keep filming

soulmining rating: *****

Monday, September 10, 2007

TIFF Day 4 (Sunday)

Elizabeth: The Golden Age - Geoffrey Rush, Cate Blanchett, Shekhar Kapur, Clive Owen and Abbie Cornish

Another day, another early start. First on the agenda for me was a quirky comedy entitled Lars And The Real Girl. It's about a loner (Ryan Gosling) who has a relationship with a sex doll. But wait a minute, this isn't what you expect... it's not a smutty gross-out comedy at all. Lars is actually suffering a delusion after struggling to cope with some family trauma, so in fact what you have here is a sad yet warm-hearted tale of a guy working through his personal issues with the support of the community around him. Sure, with a set up like this there are plenty of humourous situations, but the film never goes for the easy laughs. It's also to the film's credit that the whole cast play it straight, with Ryan Gosling delivering an exceptional performance which will probably get overlooked due to the unusual subject matter. Director Craig Gillespie also manages to make Bianca (the doll) feel like a real character which is quite some achievement. Lars And The Real Girl is one of the best films I've seen in my time at TIFF and I hope it's able to secure a theatrical release and reach a wide audience, it really deserves to.

With just over an hour to kill until the next batch of movies I popped down to the Sutton Hotel to see what was happening there. As luck would have it a Press Conference was scheduled for Elizabeth: The Golden Age, so I thought I may as well sit in for that. It's a shame that none of the Midnight Madness titles are afforded the Press Conference treatment (Eastern Promises is about the closest to my beloved genre as it gets this year) but it's a rare privilege to be able to hear A-list talent discussing their craft so in I went, and I have to concede that I did take a small amount of pleasure being sat in the front row unashamedly wearing my Zombie Diaries t-shirt. On hand for this Q&A session were director Shekhar Kapur and principal actors Cate Blanchett, Clive Owen, Geoffrey Rush and Abbie Cornish. I didn't make many notes since it had no relevance to the Eat My Brains audience, but I certainly found it interesting despite not having seen the film.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age - Cate Blanchett and Abbie Cornish

At 12:30pm I had the choice of two titles - the Simon Pegg starrer Run, Fatboy, Run (currently No1 in the UK) or Pang Ho-cheung's Exodus. Sadly I picked the latter one... Why do girls always go to the Ladies in groups? Exodus takes that question as its inspiration to drive a story about a conspiracy by a network of female assasins slowly eradicating the male population. A cop (Simon Yam) investigates... blah blah blah. The thing with seeing so many films back to back is knowing when to walk out. I don't do it often, but sometimes its the only decision. After an hour of this film the plot hadn't moved forward at all so I gave up. Still, if nothing else, it did provide the oddest movie scene so far - a long tracking shot along a corridor beginning with a portrait of the Queen, then slowly panning back to reveal half a dozen blokes dressed in speedos and snorkels trying to pin down a man and hit him with a hammer. I still have no idea what the relevance of that scene was!

One thing I haven't mentioned about Toronto is the food. It's fantastic - you're spoilt for choice and the portions are so large it's rare that I finish a meal. I had a great meal at the New York Deli opposite the Manulife Centre (as recommended by Paul), then popped back to my room to take a break for an hour or two. My third film choice of the day was a Spanish thriller called King Of The Hill from the same production company behind Pan's Labyrinth and The Orphanage. Ant had seen this one earlier in the festival, so I thought it was worth a look, plus it meant I got to try one of the VIP screening rooms; very much like the luxury theatres at BKKIFF last year, these are much smaller cinemas seating up to forty people, all in comfortable surroundings. The film is a slight piece with a small cast but tells its story well. A guy has a sexual encounter with a girl at a gas station and then persues her after she steals his wallet. By the time he catches up to her they're up in the mountains and under fire by a sniper. The material is limited in scope but it manages to rack up a fair amount of tension, and there's at least one moment involving a broken bone that will make you wince.

I didn't fancy the Midnight Madness selection for Sunday night (Vexille - Japanese animation from the director of Ping Pong, although Bruce reported that it's very good) so instead I had to choose between three heavyweights - Paul Haggis's Iraq drama In The Valley Of Elah, Julie Taymor's Beatles musical Across The Universe, or Joe Wright's romantic tragedy Atonement, based on the bestselling novel by Ian McEwan. The lure of visiting a different venue (the Cumberland) eventually won out, so I opted for the latter and I reckon I made the right choice - it's a terrific drama full of strong performances which kept me fully awake despite the late hour. If you've not read the book then it's best not to spoil the plot here, suffice to say it's about a relationship between two lovers (Keira Knightley and James McAvoy) which is shattered by the actions of her younger sister. Atonement has just opened in the UK this week and is highly recommended if you fancy a change from all the blood and gore.

TIFF Movie Haiku - Atonement

www.atonementthemovie.co.uk

Dir: Joe Wright

Cast: James McAvoy, Keira Knightley, Romola Garai, Saoirse Ronan


They share secret tryst
sister tells a whopping lie
he gets sent to war

soulmining rating: ****

TIFF Movie Haiku - King Of The Hill

www.weinsteinco.com

Dir: Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego

Cast: Leonardo Sbaraglia, Maria Valverde, Pablo Menasanch, Francisco Olmo

She steals his wallet
chase her into the mountains
shot at by sniper

soulmining rating: ***

TIFF Movie Haiku - Exodus

www.cineclickasia.com

Dir: Pang Ho-cheung

Cast: Simon Yam, Annie Liu, Nick Cheung, Maggie Shiu


Beating in snorkels
conspiracy to kill males
hatched in ladies loo

soulmining rating: *

TIFF Movie Haiku - Lars And The Real Girl

www.larsandtherealgirl-themovie.com

Dir: Craig Gillespie

Cast: Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Patricia Clarkson


Suffers delusion
thinks sex doll is real person
whole town rallies round

soulmining rating: ****

Sunday, September 09, 2007

TIFF Day 3 (Saturday)

Eastern Promises - David Cronenberg and Viggo Mortensen

To have the opportunity to get up close to a Master of the genre is one of the real pleasures of being over here covering the festival. But to run into three legendary horror directors all in the space of one day, well frankly that's kinda mind-blowing... Welcome to Day 3 of my TIFF experience!

So I was the only one of our party who managed the early start, but there was no way I was going to miss Eastern Promises, the new film from David Cronenberg, even if it meant I had to be at the Varsity by 8:15am. Despite the early hour the cinema was packed with industry figures curious to see what the Canadian master had come up with this time. Eastern Promises is very much a logical progression on from his last film, A History Of Violence. Based on a screenplay by Steve Knight (Dirty Pretty Things) it's set in London and focuses on a Russian crime outfit headed by Semyon (Armin Mueller-Stahl) and his two sons (Viggo Mortensen and Vincent Cassel). After a fourteen year old girl dies giving birth, a concerned nurse (Naomi Watts) investigates her background, which unwittingly gets her mixed up in a power struggle between our Russian friends. It's a gripping thriller boasting excellent performances (and accents) across the board and marks Cronenberg's most mainstream film to date. That said, there are still flashes of violence that had some of the critics in our screening audibly wincing, the most notable scene involving a nude showdown in a steam room with Viggo's character taking on a couple of rival heavies - and yes ladies, you do get to see Viggo's bum in all its glory! (Ahem, and his plums too...) Eastern Promises hits the UK in October when it premieres at the London Film Festival.

Eastern Promises - Naomi Watts and Viggo Mortensen

Eastern Promises - Vincent Cassel

With each day so far offering up far too much choice as to what to see, I was somewhat relieved to have an easier schedule ahead of me, with genre titles short on supply. As my Press pass allows me access to the Press Conferences which are scheduled at the Sutton Hotel (TIFF headquarters) every day, I thought it was an ideal opportunity to catch the lunchtime session for Eastern Promises since I'd just seen the movie. In addition to director David Cronenberg and writer Steve Knight also present were the principal three actors from the film - Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts and Vincent Cassel. The Press Conference lasted for 45 minutes with Cronenberg proving to be a very affable chap, making quips wherever possible - joking that Viggo has no genitals so they had to CG them into the steam room scene! The overriding message that came out of the questioning was how much the actors liked the characters they were given to play, Viggo saying that Cronenberg explores how unpredictable people are yet few directors know how to capture that on screen, whilst Vincent agreed that the characters are all many layered and that the director represents life as it is - blurred.

It was my turn to pen the daily blog on the FrightFest site so I took care of that in the afternoon and then met up with Ian and his father for a few pints before the evening's activities kicked off. I was contemplating watching the evening screening of The Substitute from Danish director Ole Bornedal (Nightwatch), a comic tale of a class of schoolkids who suspect their teacher of being an alien. Alas, with George A. Romero's Diary Of The Dead playing the Midnight Madness slot I thought it would be wiser to stick with the FrightFest boys as they were bound to be going to a soiree beforehand.

Ian, Me and Paul sharing a joke with George A. Romero

My instincts were spot on; after a bite to eat we caught a cab to The Courthouse on Adelaide Street (more by luck than judgment - do none of the cab drivers know their way around Toronto?) and Chief Blagger Paul quickly got us into the reception despite our names not being on the guest list. By all accounts it was the best party so far (less suits, more fans) and the vibe was great - some cool tunes from the resident DJ which had Paul cutting a groove, and some incredibly beautiful ladies staffing the free bar. George came over to say hello to us and seemed in high spirits and was pretty much mobbed wherever he went - most definitely the centre of attention! So after a couple more drinks at The Imperial we headed to the Ryerson for the World Premiere of Diary Of The Dead.

The atmosphere was electric, even more than it had been for Dario Argento's Mother Of Tears (who was in the audience - sat a couple rows back from us) and George received a standing ovation as he was introduced to the crowd. With Diary Of The Dead being made largely under the radar we really didn't know what to expect, but I'm delighted to report that it's the best film he's made in years. He returns to his roots with this one, documenting the first outbreak of zombies as seen by a group of student filmmakers. Heavily influenced by and reflecting the ways in which we share information via MySpace and YouTube, it's a thoroughly modern update on the original Night Of The Living Dead told documentary style. The first half of the movie is faultless - it has characters that you care about, sparse but highly effective zombie kills, and a liberal dose of humour often satirising the genre. As an aside, pay close attention to the radio broadcasts, recorded by such luminaries as Quentin Tarantino, Guillermo Del Toro and our own Simon Pegg! The pacing slows in the second half as the surviving members hole up at one of their houses, but that's a minor flaw - overall it's a raw, contemporary addition to the genre that he started, and shows that he's lost none of the insight and talent that helped establish his name. As he explained further in the Q&A, Diary is the film that he wanted to make - a small independant feature that reflects our time and goes back to where it all began. The reaction of the rapturous audience confirmed that he's exceeded all expectations - and ensures that Diary Of The Dead is to be a leading contender for the TIFF Audience Award this year.

TIFF Movie Haiku - Diary Of The Dead

www.myspace.com/diaryofthedead

Dir: George A. Romero

Cast: Michelle Morgan, Joshua Close, Shawn Roberts, Amy Lalonde


Making student film
when bodies come back to life
lock yourself indoors

soulmining rating: ****

TIFF Movie Haiku - Eastern Promises

www.focusfeatures.com

Dir: David Cronenberg

Cast: Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel, Armin Mueller-Stahl


Girl dies in labour
diary leads to Russian gang
naked steam bath fight

soulmining rating: ****

Saturday, September 08, 2007

TIFF Day 2 (Friday)

The ever growing pile of stuff... watch it grow!

Can it really be 7am again so soon? I'm now battling tiredness and my unrelenting cold but no matter, there are more new films to be watched. Gavin Hood's follow up to Tsotsi is scheduled for the ridiculously early time of 8:45am so I get myself together and head over to the Varsity. Rendition is a solid political thriller featuring an all-star cast of Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meryl Streep and Peter Sarsgard. It does its job well enough and makes good use of flashback sequences, but isn't something I'd be in a hurry to watch again. Could be a contender come Award season though, just a hunch.

From one screening to another as I hooked up with Ant and we got in line for No Country For Old Men, the new Coen Brothers movie. Based on the Cormac McCarthy novel it's a faithful adaptation telling the story of a guy (Josh Brolin) who stumbles across a suitcase full of money which he unwisely decides to keep for himself. It's not long before an unstoppable mercenary (Javier Bardem) is on his tail armed with a deadly bolt gun. Throw in a local law enforcement officer (Tommy Lee Jones) and a rival hitman (Woody Harrelson) and what you've got is the best Coen's movie since The Big Lebowski. It's a dark film that doesn't pander to Hollywood sensibilities, and all the better for it - just a shame that we'll have to wait until February 2008 to see it in the UK.

There was just time to grab a quick bite to eat then it was back inside to see Chrysalis with Ian. Julien Leclercq's film is a stylish sci-fi thriller centring around a piece of equipment that will allow the user to copy or delete memories. It opens strongly but the dense narrative soon gets muddled as the film tries to balance a standard cop thriller with a plot strand concerning a girl who's receiving treatment after a near-fatal car accident. Eventually the two story elements reveal their connection but there are far too many loose ends left unexplained.


Johanna, Paul and Ian take a break

After Chrysalis we took a well deserved break and met up with Paul and Johanna at one of the nearby cafes. They'd just come back from a private screening of Rec, a new horror film from Paco Plaza, the director of Romasanta. According to Paul it's like 28 Weeks Later meets The Blair Witch Project, and both he and Johanna were singing its praises to everyone who'd listen. I've subsequently overheard that there's to be a second screening next week so I may well attempt to blag my way into that one to see what the fuss is all about. While the others went off to see the rescheduled screening of They Wait (I'll try and catch a later screening next week) I went to see Pen-Ek Ratanaruang's Ploy. The Thai director has always been a favourite of mine - his Invisible Waves opened BKKIFF last year - and his latest film is another quality addition to his cannon of work. Not to all tastes, it's a dreamlike moody piece contrasting the seven year marriage of a middle aged couple whose relationship comes under strain by the appearance of an 18 year old waif, with the illicit liason between a barman and a maid - all taking place in a Bangkok hotel in the early hours of the morning.

Frontiere(s) - Colin Geddes with director Xavier Gens and producer Laurent Tolleron

Whilst the FrightFest boys went in search of the next party I caught up on some blogging chores, then made it down to the Ryerson in time for Midnight Madness. French director Xavier Gens was on hand to introduce the world premiere of his debut film Frontiere(s) which he described as, "Grabbing you by the balls and then squeezing tight!" He's not wrong; this is one of the most brutal films I've seen all year, with a number of sustained outbreaks of violence that left me slack-jawed. Borrowing ideas liberally from its contemporaries such as Sheitan, Haute Tension and Them, it's a tale of four youths who end up in a B&B run by a family of Nazis. It's an unrelenting ride, with no light relief to break the mood, and really raises the bar with its copious bloodletting. It's going to be too dark for some tastes, but personally it's up there with The Orphanage as the best horror flick of the year so far - it really is that good. It also marks Xavier Gens as an exciting new talent to watch and it will be interesting to see how he fares with his Hollywood debut Hitman which be be released here soon.

TIFF Movie Haiku - Frontiere(s)

www.europacorp.com

Dir: Xavier Gens

Cast: Karina Testa, Samuel le Bihan, Estelle Lefebure, Aurelien Wiik


Nazi B&B
girl will continue blood line
has shotgun wedding

soulmining rating: *****

TIFF Movie Haiku - Ploy

www.ploythemovie.com

Dir: Pen-Ek Ratanaruang

Cast: Lalita Panyopas, Pornwut Sarasin, Ananda Everingham, Apinya Sakuljaroensuk

Stuck in hotel room
young girl highlights marriage cracks
barman fucks the maid

soulmining rating: ***

TIFF Movie Haiku - Chrysalis

www.chrysalis-lefilm.com

Dir: Julien Leclercq

Cast: Albert Dupontel, Marie Guillard, Marthe Keller, Melanie Thierry


Cop's partner shot dead
they erase his memory
what about the girl?

soulmining rating: **

TIFF Movie Haiku - No Country For Old Men

www.nocountryforoldmen-themovie.com

Dir: Coen Brothers

Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Kelly Macdonald


Retrieve bag of cash
laugh at Javier's bad hair
deadly with bolt gun

soulmining rating: ****

TIFF Movie Haiku - Rendition

www.renditionmovie.com

Dir: Gavin Hood

Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Peter Sarsgaard, Meryl Streep

Snatch him at airport
think he's a terror suspect
Jake to the rescue

soulmining rating: ***

Friday, September 07, 2007

TIFF Day 1 (Thursday)

Me, Ian, Ant, Johanna & Paul at Midnight Madness

Let the films commence! I start as I mean to go on by setting my alarm for 7am to ensure that I've plenty of time to get some breakfast inside me before the screenings kick off at 9am. Unfortunately my day doesn't begin well for me; I've picked up a cold on the flight over and am now battling the sniffs and sneezes as well as the jetlag. Undaunted I find my way to the Royal Ontario Museum in good time for my first pick of the day, a French Canadian horror called They Wait. Alas the screening has been cancelled! This isn't going terribly well so far, is it?

With time to kill until the next batch of screenings I head to the Manulife Centre, home of the central TIFF Box Office and the Varsity cinema where the majority of the Press & Industry (P&I) screenings are taking place. My Press pass allows me five free tickets for public screenings, so I make sure I have tickets for the key Midnight Madness films as I don't want to assume or rely on Colin for those. Job done I make the five minute walk along to the Sutton Hotel to locate the Press internet room - populated by brand new Macs with swanky aluminium keyboards, very swish! It's free access there so makes sense to use their facilities - although I can't upload any pics from there.

After bumping into Ant Timpson (The Devil Dared Me To producer) in the foyer I get in line for my first film of the day - Neil Jordan's The Brave One. The P&I screenings are all done on a first come first served basis, so you generally need to get there 30 mins prior to the screening to ensure a seat. The foyer is awash with TIFF volunteers directing people to queues here and there - it's well organised chaos. I also notice each screening has a member of staff stood at the front with an infra-red camera, on the look out for covert filming. Anyway, back to the film - The Brave One is a superior thriller with assured direction from Neil Jordan. When Erica's (Jodie Foster) husband is killed in a random attack she purchases a gun to protect herself. She unwittingly seems to attract trouble wherever she goes and gradually becomes a vigilante, taking out the bad guys - while her cop friend (Terence Howard) tries to unmask the killer's identity. This is quality filmmaking with Jodie Foster as the central focus delivering one of her best performances in years. Nicky Katt, as Howard's deadpan sidekick is also hilarious in an otherwise sombre piece.

The screenings come thick and fast, so it was straight into the queue for Ang Lee's Lust, Caution where I spied the hulking figure of Michael Moore arriving for a screening of his new film Captain Mike Across America. My overriding reaction to Lust, Caution is that it's long. 157 minutes long, and believe me, I felt every single one of those minutes. Reminding me a little thematically of Verhoeven's Black Book, it's the tale of a young theatre company who go undercover for the Resistance with the aim to entrap and kill traitor Mr Yee (Tony Leung). Tang Wei as Mrs Mak, the seductress, is exceptional and deserves to figure in next year's Award nominations, and there are one or two beautifully shot scenes; the matter-of-fact knife attack on one of Yee's associates is shocking and emotional. There's also a lot of rough sex in the film which has earned the film the dreaded NC-17 certificate in the US. History may prove this to be Ang Lee's masterpiece, but on first look - and amidst a hectic festival schedule - it's just too flabby.

A quick break - just enough time to rifle through a few of the free papers that keep getting thrust my way - and then it was back inside for Control, Anton Corbijn's biopic of Joy Division singer Ian Curtis. Corbijn of course has made his name with his unique black & white photography and music videos, and here he translates that work effortlessly to the big screen. Filming in black & white somehow suits this tragic tale of Curtis's descent into depression and eventual suicide perfectly. The film flags a little in the second half as it builds to its inevitable conclusion, but it's a rewarding, respectful portrait with a fine performance from Sam Riley in the lead role. The music of Joy Division has never sounded better.

My tentative plan for TIFF is to keep the screenings to the daytime, thereby keeping me free for any social events that might come up in the evenings prior to the Midnight Madness screenings. Paul, Ian & Johanna had been invited to the Dario Argento reception so I went off in search of the Imperial Pub on Dundas Street, where I'd arranged to hook up with Ant. The FrightFest team met us later with exciting news of having been invited over to George A. Romero's place next week - I don't think I'm invited but that won't stop me repeatedly pestering Paul over the next few days to see if I can tag along!

Mother Of Tears - Asia Argento

Mother Of Tears - Dario Argento

And so to the opening film of Midnight Madness, the highly anticipated new movie from Dario Argento - Mother Of Tears. Dario and daughter Asia said a few words of introduction and then sat down directly behind Ian and myself. So is it the long awaited return to form of the Italian master? Well, not quite. Gone are the elaborate set pieces and the swooping camera work, and still present are the questionable English accents and the variable acting (Udo Kier - hamming it up for all he's worth as a priest). Yet it's his most accessible and enjoyable film since Opera; Sarah (Asia Argento) opens a box which unleashes the Mother Of Tears, summoning witches galore as anarchy hits the streets of Rome. They've all got it in for Sarah since her mother was a witch slayer in her time, and - as luck would have it - some of that old power has rubbed off on her daughter. Mother Of Tears is a really nothing more than a trashy B movie but I have to admit that for all its flaws I really enjoyed it, and the graphic gore on display certainly provoked enthusiastic cheers from the packed audience. Even the fire alarm going off in the venue halfway through didn't distract from the action taking place on screen! After the enthusiastic reception Dario and Asia reluctantly returned to the stage for a quick Q&A - highlights of which I hope to be able to post on YouTube shortly. On the way out we ran into Edgar Wright, and then I walked back with Ant, to get some rest before it all starts again tomorrow!

TIFF Movie Haiku - Mother Of Tears

www.myriadpictures.com

Dir: Dario Argento

Cast: Asia Argento, Udo Kier, Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni, Daria Nicolodi


Urn leashes witches
people of Rome go crazy
kill screeching monkey

soulmining rating: ***

TIFF Movie Haiku - Control

www.controlthemovie.com

Dir: Anton Corbijn

Cast: Sam Riley, Samantha Morton, Alexandra Maria Lara, Toby Kebbel


He sings with a band
gets married has kid too young
commits suicide

soulmining rating: ****

TIFF Movie Haiku - Lust, Caution

www.focusfeatures.com

Dir: Ang Lee

Cast: Tony Leung, Tang Wei, Joan Chen, Wang Leehom


Undercover girl
entrap traitor then kill him
has steamy affair

soulmining rating: **

TIFF Movie Haiku - The Brave One

www.thebraveone.com

Dir: Neil Jordan

Cast: Jodie Foster, Terence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt


Beat husband for kicks
gets trigger happy with gun
she wants her dog back

soulmining rating: ****

Thursday, September 06, 2007

The countdown to TIFF starts here...

The Cromwell Furnished Suites

So I'm in Toronto!

The journey over here was pretty smooth, all things considered. I was a little late getting to Gatwick as my coach was cancelled, but met up with Ian, Paul, Johanna (Paul's girlfriend) and Alf (Ian's Dad) in the check-in queue okay. I somehow avoided trashing the Southern Comfort stand in the Departure Hall (more by luck than judgement) as I sent a bottle flying in my eagerness to get a free shot - amazingly I caught the bottle as it deflected off my shoulderbag, phew! The flight was fine - actually surprisingly comfortable - the only amusing incident coming when the old fella sitting adjacent to us thought that Paul and I were dancers travelling to some kind of dancing show. Quite. We got a cab to our accommodation, rather worried that the driver had no idea where he was going (which seems to be a recurring theme here...) but we got there eventually. The Cromwell Furnished Suites is an excellent place to stay; it's about three times the size of the room I had in Kings Cross last week, and I have my own en suite and fully equipped kitchen, plus sofa and desk - oh, and a balcony view! After a quick freshen up Paul went AWOL so Ian, Alf and I did a quick circuit of the nearby streets then holed up in the nearest pub for a few drinks before bed.

I need to get into the habit of getting up early each morning (since the TIFF screenings start at 9am) so was up early yesterday and got officially checked in at the Cromwell - the good news being that I can have my room right through to the Sunday evening without having to pay extra for a late check out! I then had a wander around the neighbouring area to get some groceries as it makes sense to have breakfast in my room before heading out for the day. We're well located for the TIFF screenings, the majority taking place at the Varsity on Bloor Street which is a mere 5 mins walk away. I also had a quick look in a few of the record shops, the only confusing thing being the whole Sales Tax thing, whereby they add taxes to most items so you always have to keep that in mind when you're shopping. The staff are all genuinely friendly and helpfu though. I met up with Ian and Alf around 1pm and we walked down to the Sutton Hotel which is the central base for TIFF. Ian and I picked up our respective passes (although why Industry folk get an Official Programme book and Press do not, I don't know...) and then went up to The Foxes Den pub to meet up with Paul and Joanna for lunch.

Ian & Paul perusing the film schedule

In the afternoon Paul took Johanna and I downtown to his favourite movie theatre in search of a good movie to watch. We were in luck - Rob Zombie's Halloween was about to start, so we got our tickets ($12) and went in. Now, I thought we'd left chav culture behind in the multiplexes of the UK, but no... a couple sat directly behind us and continued to talk loudly during the film despite three attempts by me to shut them up. In the end we moved seats. The film itself was okay; Paul and Johanna generally liked it and thought it was better than they'd anticipated, for me it was a mixed success - Malcolm McDowell is excellent and Tyler Mane certainly looks the part as Michael Myers. It's also pretty full on for an R-rated horror, with quite a lot of sustained nudity and violence. However there's very little suspense and the ending is a little drawn out. Zombie populates the film with his favourite actors (Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Tom Towles, Danny Trejo etc) which is cool, but more often than not they're minor parts.

Sheitan director Kim Chapiron

After the film we walked around the hip Queen Street area of town (imagine a much larger sprawling version of Camden Town) and then headed to a bar/restaurant called Musa to hook up with Ian and some others. This was a pre-TIFF gathering arranged by Colin Geddes, the Midnight Madness programmer so it was great to finally get to meet Colin in person and his charming assistant Chris. We were joined for our meal by the writer and director of Sheitan, and then as the evening went on more and more people dropped by until there was around thirty people gathered together in all. I chatted to one of the local boys Dev Khanna who has a short film screening at the festival, plus Sue from Eye Weekly (the Toronto equivalent of Time Out) and Bruce Fletcher who runs the Dead Channels festival in San Francisco. A good introduction to the madness to come... and quite amazingly we were quite restrained and back home before midnight.

The real fun begins at 9am tomorrow...

Movie Haiku - Halloween

www.halloween-themovie.com

Dir: Rob Zombie

Cast: Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, Sheri Moon, Brad Dourif


Michael's back story
locked up for killing parents
now back for sister

soulmining rating: ***

Monday, September 03, 2007

Movie Haiku - Death Sentence

www.deathsentencemovie.com

Dir: James Wan

Cast: Kevin Bacon, Garrett Hedlund, Kelly Preston, John Goodman


His son bleeds to death
get guns and go after gang
looks like Darth Vader

soulmining rating: **

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Movie Haiku - Hallam Foe

www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/hallamfoe

Dir: David Mackenzie

Cast: Jamie Bell, Sophie Myles, Ciaran Hinds, Claire Forlani


Girl looks like dead mum
he spies on her from rooftops
wears a badger hat

soulmining rating: ****

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Movie Haiku - Knocked Up

www.knockedupmovie.com

Dir: Judd Apatow

Cast: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann


Whoops she's up the duff
the perils of drunken sex
can they get along?

soulmining rating: ****

Movie Haiku - Superbad

www.sonypictures.com/superbad

Dir: Greg Mottola

Cast: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Seth Rogen


They want to get laid
must buy booze to impress girls
I'm not McLovin

soulmining rating: **

September Live

September beckons, so we bid goodbye to the inertia of August and welcome a new season of live music. Here's what's on offer this month:

04/09 - Richard Hawley is at the Dome touring his brand new album Lady's Bridge with support from the hotly tipped Kate Walsh. Tickets still available!

06/09 - I will be in Toronto covering TIFF (Toronto International Film Festival) for ten days packed with preview screenings. Follow my progress here... if I get the chance to post any updates!

10/09 - I'm gutted to be missing this one. The House Of Love will be running though their self-titled debut album at the Engine Room ready for their Don't Look Back concert at Koko later in the week.

15/09 - Another Dome concert, this time it's the turn of The Gossip. Wanna bet they play Standing In The Way Of Control?

17/09 - The Freebutt reopens with a gig by British Sea Power (who I saw play there years ago...) with Dom's Euchrid Eucrow supporting.

20/09 - I'm delighted to see that The Mummers have finally been given a headline slot at the Komedia after their excellent shows at the Sussex Arts Club and the Joogleberry earlier this year.

21/09 - A quick return to Brighton since the last NME Tour at the Concorde, Blood Red Shoes will be playing at the Pavilion Theatre.

24/09 - Another band making a swift return since their Concorde gig, New Young Pony Club are playing at the Corn Exchange so I'll certainly be back for that one. Tonight also marks the start of this year's Brighton Live events which run until the end of the week.

Friday, August 31, 2007

FrightFest 2007 - Day 5 (Monday)

Send... More... Paramedics...

Bank Holiday Monday meant one thing - the zombie walk! Mike's sterling efforts to break the World Record for the biggest gathering of zombies had us up at the crack of dawn preparing our costumes (with grateful thanks to Chrissy) and applying a slap of face paint. My 'brains' recipe worked a treat too - mixing crushed bananas with maple syrup and a dash of red food colouring... I certainly did 'eat my brains' that morning! Steve and I met Sheena & Ashley outside our B&B at 8am and then walked to Leicester Square together in full make up which was great fun. The gathering itself was quite overwhelming - so many people had made such efforts to get dressed up and there was a real carnival atmosphere. I've never been asked to pose for so many photos in my life and we got interviewed by a couple of film crews as well. Sadly we didn't break the record, but it was such good fun nevertheless. You can spot me in the video clips on both CNN and Zone Horror, and there are more professional pictures at Getty Images.

Me and Emily Booth in Leicester Square

Of course, the zombie walk was also arranged to highlight the first screening of the day, The Zombie Diaries. Having previously met Kevin and Sophia I was keen to see this one, and I quite enjoyed its refreshing take on the genre, very much in a similar vein to The Blair Witch Project. After a lengthy clean up and change of clothes we had the ghostly Km 31 but it was just as if every J-Horror cliché was on holiday in Mexico. I couldn't get into it at all, so I walked out about half way through. Not a bad move judging from some of the other comments afterwards. In the break Steve and I joined David & Sophie for a pint in one of the nearby pubs which provided a welcome intermission. Then it was back to the OWE for Adam Green's Spiral, as different a film to Hatchet as you could imagine. Very slow and moody, with a jazz soundtrack, it took me a long while to settle, but the ending really won me round and it seemed to be a favourite with the FrightFest crowd - as was Adam himself who afterwards told his inspiring Dee Snider story to much applause. Next up was Mike Williamson to introduce his 20 minute short In The Wall which was pretty good and then it was the turn of Day Watch (you can read my haiku here). I wasn't sure whether to see this again but was glad that I did - second time around it made perfect sense and the addition of the snazzy subtitles was a marked improvement on the dubbed version I'd seen back in April. And so to the closing film, the one which certain people had been tipping all weekend to be the best of the bunch... and they had it spot on. The World Premiere of The Orphanage was outstanding in every way and gave us at least two shocks which made us quiver in our seats. It was lovely having director Juan Antonio Bayona there in person to witness the reaction to his film and he gave a gracious Q&A after the screening.

Paul McEvoy, Me and Ian Rattray in the Phoenix

Needless to say the evening didn't end there... a sizeable crowd made their way to the Phoenix where we drank and partied until the early hours. A cracking end to yet another cracking FrightFest!

And next week I get to do it all over again in Toronto...

FrightFest Movie Haiku - The Orphanage


Dir: Juan Antonio Bayona

Cast: Belen Rueda, Fernando Cava, Mabel Rivera, Roger Princep


Invisible friends
now son has disappeared too
whole audience jumps

soulmining rating: *****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Spiral


Dir: Adam Green & Joel David Moore

Cast: Joel David Moore, Amber Tamblyn, Zachary Levi, Tricia Helfer


Meets beautiful girl
paints her in many poses
she opens his drawers

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Km 31

www.km31.com.mx

Dir: Rigoberto Casteneda

Cast: Iliana Fox, Raul Mendez, Adria Collado, Carlos Aragon


Kid stands in the road
J-horror in Mexico
ghostly goings on

soulmining rating: *

FrightFest Movie Haiku - The Zombie Diaries


Dir: Kevin Gates & Michael Bartlett

Cast: Russell Jones, Craig Stovin, Jonnie Hurn, Sophia Ellis


It spreads like bird flu
zombies come to London streets
countryside diaries

soulmining rating: ***