Friday, August 31, 2007

FrightFest 2007 - Day 4 (Sunday)

Paul Spurrier and Me in the Odeon bar

Had to get a few supplies on the way in preparation for Monday's zombie walk, so arrived just in time for Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door (to give it its full title, so as not to be confused with the Elisha Cuthbert comedy...) Alas, no comedy here, this was grim stuff based on a true case of child abuse and murder which left some in tears at the end. Definitely the most affecting film of the festival but not one I'd wish to see again. Director Kit Ryan was on hand to introduce Botched which sounded awful but in fact provided some much needed light relief after the previous film. Not a great film by any means, but programmed at the right time and its wackiness amused if you were prepared to excuse the dodgy Russian accents and run with it. Next up was the eagerly anticipated / dreaded Uwe Boll double-bill with the good doctor himself in attendance. He seemed very much at ease and ready to take on any criticisms that would later come his way... Postal wasn't quite as funny as I'd hoped for; offensive to everyone, but on the same kind of level as Troma or Team America, the jokes were hit and miss, but it certainly had its moments. A quick bite to eat with Rob and Nicola and then we returned for Seed, a bleak nihilistic film which featured a brutal prolonged hammer attack - the most shocking thing I saw all weekend. It certainly divided the audience and led to a heated Q&A afterwards. For me, the film worked and is still haunting me with its unpleasant images even now. I bumped into Paul Spurrier on the way out so he joined Thurein and I for a beer and a chat up in the bar - and the good news is that a UK DVD release of P should be with us very soon! Thurein managed to get his photo taken with Reece Sheersmith whilst I said hello to Paul Andrew Williams, and then we dashed back downstairs to watch a long teaser for his forthcoming film The Cottage. Looked very funny, but the jury is out on the man-trap gag which seemed to be totally ripped off from Severance. Director Tom Shankland introduced WΔZ, a gritty urban thriller in a similar vein to Se7en which boasted an intelligent script and some fine performances - one of the strongest films of the festival and one to look out for.

Audiencewalkers - Steve, James and Me

Before the last film of the evening the lovely Emily Booth and Marc Morris took to the stage to introduce a feature on their Grindhouse trailer collection, coming soon to DVD. And then it was Skinwalkers... or rather Audiencewalkers as I then christened it, due to the huge amount of walkouts. It was your typical glossy PG-13 horror/fantasy with appalling dialogue and cheesy action scenes - exactly the type of film I'd be fast-forwarding through if I had the DVD. So we gave it thirty minutes then bailed ourselves, and then laughed when we bumped into James, Jodie, Sarah, Craig, D and Stuart out in the foyer who'd all had the same idea! Steve and I joined James and Jodie for a sneaky free beer up in the bar and that made it all better.

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Skinwalkers


Dir: James Isaac

Cast: Jason Behr, Elias Koteas, Rhona Mitra, Kim Coates


PG-13 guff
werewolves at war over kid
audience walkers

soulmining rating: *

FrightFest Movie Haiku - WΔZ

www.wazthemovie.com

Dir: Tom Shankland

Cast: Stellan Skarsgard, Melissa George, Selma Blair, Ashley Walters


Solve the equation
will they sacrifice for love
more sore genitals

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Seed

www.seed-themovie.com

Dir: Uwe Boll

Cast: Will Sanderson, Ralf Moeller, Michael Pare, Jodelle Ferland


Nihilistic Boll
you might want to close your eyes
ouch it's hammer time

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Postal

www.postal-the-movie.com

Dir: Uwe Boll

Cast: Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Michael Benyaer


Cat as silencer
Mini-Me in a suitcase
how many virgins?

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Botched

www.arclightfilms.com

Dir: Kit Ryan

Cast: Stephen Dorff, Jamie Foreman, Geoff Bell, Sean Pertwee


Heist goes all wacky
killer runs outside the lift
spikes and disco balls

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest Movie Haiku - The Girl Next Door

www.thegirlnextdoorfilm.com

Dir: Gregory Wilson

Cast: Blythe Auffarth, Daniel Manche, Blanche Baker, Graham Patrick Martin


Tie her up naked
do awful things in basement
brutal true story

soulmining rating: ***

Thursday, August 30, 2007

FrightFest 2007 - Day 3 (Saturday)

Sheena and Ashley in Leicester Square

Another leisurely stroll along to Leicester Square with plenty of time to catch up with our fellow FrightFesters before the day's entertainment began. First up was the Norwegian snowbound thriller Cold Prey introduced by director Roar Uthaug which was pretty decent and looked great up on the big OWE screen. Back outside where I bumped into Ant with Chris and Matt from The Devil Dared Me To and got to hear just how they'd managed to gash their hands open the previous night - ouch! I then sat through Joshua, the movie with the weird kid that I didn't really like. Paul and Ian both hated it but - like nearly every film shown over the weekend - it certainly had its fans. I skipped the first batch of short films and wished I'd missed them all... except for Les Morveux which was a very funny tale of a French bloke using an array of tools to shut up a choir of kids. Storm Warning was a film of two halves; the first part being slow and filled with one dimensional characters, the second part far more exciting as our captive couple got all creative in the shed and dispatched their attackers in all manner of inventive ways. Outside again I was able to get a couple of things signed by Neil Marshall and Joe Lynch and then it was the fiendish FrightFest Quiz hosted by the double act of Alan Jones and David McGillivary - a quiz so hard that Steve, Thurein and I only got two questions right between the three of us! Joe's Wrong Turn 2 was a real crowd pleaser with lots of gore and Henry Rollins totally ruling the film. It also provided my first real 'jump' of the festival and Joe proved to be a hugely enthusiastic guy in the Q&A, coming across like a younger Quentin Tarantino. After another screening of Neil's Doomsday trailer (this time in colour) we had Ant's Trailer Trash compilation (pick of the bunch - Werewolves In A Girls' Dormitory) and then it was into Disturbia which was a surprisingly good slick Hollywood thriller.

The Devil Dared Them To - Matt Heath, Chris Stapp and Ant Timpson display their wounds

Before the final film of the evening we had a double bill of Aussie trailers in the shape of Schooner Of Blood and the brilliantly titled cricket horror-comedy I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer. We also got to see Edgar Wright's Don't, his fake trailer from the Grindhouse movie which was very well received. The Devil Dared Me To was one of the films I'd most been looking forward to and it didn't disappoint; exciting, vulgar and full of swearing - you just don't hear the term "jizzlobber" enough in films nowadays - it was a blast from start to finish and made for the perfect midnight movie. The guys were on top form too and I'm still in awe at their crazy stunt work - check out the closing credits montage and you'll see what I mean.

FrightFest Movie Haiku - The Devil Dared Me To

www.devildaredmeto.com

Dir: Chris Stapp

Cast: Chris Stapp, Bonnie Soper, Matt Heath, Dominic Bowden


He's Randy Campbell
the greatest Kiwi stuntman
whilst friends lose some limbs

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Disturbia

www.disturbia.com

Dir: D.J. Caruso

Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Sarah Roemer, Carrie-Anne Moss, David Morse


Spy on the hot babe
suspect neighbour of killings
what's in his garage?

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Wrong Turn 2

www.myspace.com/wrongturn2movie

Dir: Joe Lynch

Cast: Erica Leehrsen, Henry Rollins, Texas Battle, Daniella Alonso


Rollins' telly show
contestants killed in the woods
dinner for mutants

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Storm Warning

www.stormwarningmovie.com

Dir: Jamie Blanks

Cast: Nadia Fares, John Brumpton, Robert Taylor, David Lyons


Posh couple in boat
caught by Aussie hillbillies
fight like The A-Team

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Joshua

www.foxsearchlight.com/joshua

Dir: George Ratliff

Cast: Sam Rockwell, Vera Farmiga, Celia Weston, Jacob Kogan


Jealous of baby
pulls stuffing out of his toys
don't hit in public

soulmining rating: **

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Cold Prey

www.frittvilt.com

Dir: Roar Uthaug

Cast: Ingrid Bolso Berdal, Viktoria Winge, Rolf Kristian Larsen, Endre Martin Midstigen

Superglue the wound
find a remote mountain lodge
then die one by one

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest 2007 - Day 2 (Friday)

Steve, Sheridan, Stuart and D in Leicester Square

Friday's programme was fit to burst with a whole seven (count 'em) films to get through! An early start, but the luxury of our B&B accommodation afforded us breakfast and plenty of time to be able to walk from Kings Cross to Leicester Square each morning - nice! First up was Hatchet (screened last year - see my haiku here) with a live commentary recording from Adam Green and Alan Jones which was both amusing and informative. Adam did a signing session straight afterwards so the bar was packed as we queued up to get our pictures signed by him. Top bloke, and it was great having him around all weekend.

Thurein grabs a photo with Adam Green

The Sword Bearer was next; I was expecting a Russian adventure epic but the action never arrived - I should have walked out. Sundance fave The Signal was much better, raw and packed with original ideas, it played very well. Bumped into Chris Smith on the stairs as I went up to collect my goodie bag then it was back inside for 1408 with director Mikael Hafstrom in attendance. Better than expected, this was a decent supernatural Hollywood shocker based on a Stephen King short story. Before the next film the FrightFest boys did a raffle for an HD-DVD player and our very own Sean from Eat My Brains was the lucky winner, so well done to him! After the giveaway the inevitable last minute change to the schedule occured - P2 was unavailable so Teeth took its place. I was expecting this film about a girl with vagina dentate to be of the tedious arthouse variety, but much to my surprise it played like a mainstream horror-comedy and was hugely entertaining - my favourite film of the day. The much-hyped All The Boys Love Mandy Lane was the penultimate movie, a good solid horror with a twist and a gorgeous leading lady in the shape of Amber Heard - it's no wonder all the boys love her. Last up was Shrooms which I kept dozing off in so either a) I was too tired, or b) it wasn't very good. Few people seemed to rave about that one as we left the cinema so I'm guessing it was the latter.

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Shrooms

www.shroomsthemovie.com

Dir: Paddy Breathnach

Cast: Lindsey Haun, Jack Huston, Max Kasch, Maya Hazen


Six eat 'shrooms in woods
she shouldn't pick Death's Head ones
they have a bad trip

soulmining rating: **

FrightFest Movie Haiku - All The Boys Love Mandy Lane

www.mandylane.co.uk

Dir: Jonathan Levine

Cast: Amber Heard, Anson Mount, Michael Welch, Aaron Himelstein


Friends die one by one
vying for her affections
think I love her too

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Teeth

www.teethmovie.com

Dir: Mitchell Litchtenstein

Cast: Jess Weixler, John Hensley, Josh Pais, Lenny Von Dohlen


Don't stick your cock in
it might end up bitten off
then eaten by dog

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - 1408

www.1408-themovie.com

Dir: Mikael Hafstrom

Cast: John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary McCormack, Jasmine Jessica Anthony

Writes rough guide to ghosts
this room is extra spooky
can he last one hour?

soulmining rating: ***

FrightFest Movie Haiku - The Signal

www.doyouhavethecrazy.com

Dir: David Bruckner, Dan Bush & Jacob Gentry

Cast: Anessa Ramsey, Justin Welborn, AJ Bowen, Sahr Ngaujah

They have the crazy
primal instincts take over
cocktail party fun

soulmining rating: ****

FrightFest Movie Haiku - The Sword Bearer

www.mechenosets.ru

Dir: Filipp Yankovsky

Cast: Artyom Tkachenko, Chulpan Khamatova, Leonid Gromov, Aleksei Zharkov

Meet Sasha knife-hands
slices through tree trunks with ease
he's the sword borer

soulmining rating: **

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

FrightFest 2007 - Day 1 (Thursday)

Joe Lynch and Adam Green being interviewed by Zone Horror's Emily Booth

The biggest and most ambitious FrightFest to date kicked off on Thursday evening at the Odeon West End, London. Steve and I arrived in town early afternoon and checked in to our B&B in Kings Cross after a torturous journey across the city. Dodging the showers we made it to the OWE around 6pm ready for the opening night. It was great seeing so many of the regular FrightFest faces. Thurein and I grabbed a quick chat with Adam Green and Rob was interviewed by Emily Booth for Zone Horror who were covering the festival again this year. NZ sheep-shocker Black Sheep was the opening film, with director Jonathan King present to introduce the screening. A funny comedy-horror, it was the perfect introduction to our weekend of horrors...

Gia and Me at the 28 Weeks Later promo

In the break I managed to say hello to Neil Marshall and his fiancee Axelle, then met up with newbies Sheena & Ashley and got them into the Black Water screening, courtesy of Gia who was there for the 28 Weeks Later promo event. Producer Allon Reich was on hand to show a deleted scene, plus some other tidbits from the upcoming DVD release. Black Water was okay but rather painted itself into a corner once the main characters were stuck up a tree. After the main feature we had another treat in store as Neil Marshall presented his new Doomsday trailer, albeit in black & white after some technical difficulties. Since it was a relatively early finish it was on to the Phoenix to introduce Sheena & Ashley to the real FrightFest experience. The bar was soon packed out and I caught up with Simon Rumley who introduced me to Ant Timpson, the producer of The Devil Dared Me To, and we also grabbed Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) for a chat. No drunken karaoke or trying to sleep on pavements this time... a good start then!

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Black Water

www.blackwatermovie.com

Dir: Andrew Traucki & David Nerlich

Cast: Diana Glen, Maeve Dermody, Andy Rodoreda, Ben Oxenbould


Sitting in a tree
teasing mister crocodile
where'd that oar come from?

soulmining rating: **

FrightFest Movie Haiku - Black Sheep

www.blacksheep-themovie.com

Dir: Jonathan King

Cast: Nathan Meister, Danielle Mason, Tammy Davis, Peter Feeney


When good sheep go baaaaaaaad
New Zealand lambs eat farmers
reach for the mint sauce

soulmining rating: ***

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Broken DVD Review

Nadja Brand in Broken

"Nadja Brand gives a bold and brave performance in what must have been a difficult and challenging role..."

"There's no denying that Broken is an unpleasant film... yet it never revels in its brutality..."

"Like it or loathe it, it is compelling viewing and will spark debate..."

You can read my full review at Eat My Brains website here.

Movie Haiku - Eagle vs Shark

www.eaglevsshark.co.uk

Dir: Taika Waititi

Cast: Loren Horsley, Jemaine Clement, Joel Tobeck, Craig Hall


Alien versus
Predator is not like this
quirky funny geeks

soulmining rating: *****

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Foo Fighters at the Concorde



Foo Fighters - Brighton Concorde 2

So this is how it played out. Bennett and I get to the venue around 4:20pm. Massive queues at the bar. Large television camera point towards the rear of the hall so the capacity must be reduced to around 400 lucky punters. We move to the left hand side of the stage as there seems to be plenty of room there. Zane Lowe is DJing behind us, warming up the crowd. At 5pm on the dot Chris Moyles comes on to introduce the Foo Fighters - the place erupts. We've got the larger band for this show - Pat Smear is back on guitar and there's a new cellist with them called Jesse. They open with new single The Pretender and it's immediately clear this is going to be something special. The sound, the lights, the atmosphere and Dave's banter with the audience... well, it just doesn't get better than this, especially when you're up that close. "I've been here since 7:30 this morning," Dave announces early on, then adding, "It's not the first time I've been at a bar at 7:30 in the morning, but it's definitely the busiest bar I've been to at that time." They play a number of classics from the just re-issued album The Colour And The Shape including See You, My Hero and Everlong and surprise everyone with a storming cover of Arcade Fire's Keep The Car Running. There are also a few new songs getting an airing - "This is the first time we're playing a lot of new stuff," says Dave. "I hate to think of it as a rehearsal, but it is... But it's the best rehearsal ever!" He also says that the band love playing these tiny gigs and that they'd like to play in Brighton again soon (well, we can hope...). The 70 minute set concludes with a triple whammy of Monkeywrench, Best Of You and All My Life which has everyone moshing and singing along. And that's it all over. 6:10pm - time for another pint and then back out into bright daylight. Unquestionably the best gig of the year.

You can catch some of the Foo Fighters show at the Concorde 2 on BBCi from Monday.

Movie Haiku - The Bourne Ultimatum

www.bourne-ultimatum.net

Dir: Paul Greengrass

Cast: Matt Damon, David Strathairn, Joan Allen, Paddy Considine


Meet at Waterloo
assassin hot on his heels

find who enrolled him


soulmining rating: ***

Friday, August 17, 2007

The Dandys go Electric

www.myspace.com/thedandywarhols

The Dandy Warhols are playing at the Camden Electric Ballroom in October... woo hoo!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Phil & Rob's Birthday Bash!

Me and Rob in the Phoenix Artist Club

This year I decided to do something different for my birthday. Since my friend Rob - who also shares the same birthday as me - has recently moved to London, it seemed like a good idea to organise a little get together, especially as we have a number of mutual friends through FrightFest. So we arranged a little party at the Phoenix last night...

FrightFest crew: Paul, Amanda, Me, Ian and Dave

Eat My Brains team: David, Me, Mike and Russ

Still haunted by my drunken display a year ago, I kept a sensible head and managed to catch the 1am train back to Brighton relatively unscathed!

As a final postscript, Happy Birthday to Sean in Cape Cod too!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Play It Cool in August

Autumn approaches, new albums appear, it's all good... Right, stuff to do, people to see, so let's get on with this month's recommendations for your listening pleasure:
  • Kate Nash - Made Of Bricks (Fiction)
  • Remi Nicole - Go Mr Sunshine - The Remixes (Island) single
  • The Duke Spirit - Roll, Spirit, Roll (City Rockers)
  • Bjork - Medulla (One Little Indian)
  • Asobi Seksu - Citrus (One Little Indian)

Guess who's coming to Brighton?

www.foofighters.com

First it was on, then it was off, then it was moving venues, then it was definitely not happening... but now it is. On Friday.

Foo Fighters @ Brighton Concorde 2

They're playing an hour long set from 5pm which will be recorded for radio and television. Tickets went on sale at midday and I made it down to the wet and windswept queue just early enough to secure a pair. I am so excited!

The gig is part of a Radio 1 weekend in Brighton; The band will spend the whole day with Radio 1 on Friday, from the breakfast show and the Live Lounge onwards. They will play two live tracks on the Chris Moyles Show from 7am and chat to Chris. On Jo Whiley's show from 10am, they will perform an acoustic version of their new single The Pretender plus a very special cover version. The exclusive gig at the Concorde will be broadcast on Radio 1 from 6pm to 7pm. Then from next week, you can also watch highlights of the gig online and by pressing Red on any BBC TV channel. (20-24 August, scheduled times vary).

I have also been invited to "a very special evening" at the venue from 9pm. A further set from the band perhaps?

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Tegan & Sara at the Komedia

Tegan & Sara - Brighton Komedia

Mention Tegan & Sara to 99% of my friends and they'll have no idea who you are talking about. So I wasn't expecting their show at the Komedia to be a hot ticket, but lo and behold it was a sell out and the venue was packed with rabid fans. Brighton, perhaps? It has to be said, the Canadian twins do tend to attract a certain kind of audience. Anyway, let's clear this up once and for all - that's Tegan on the left and Sara on the right. It only took me about half an hour to figure that out. Twins, eh? The gig then... good; I'd wanted to see them ever since I discovered their If It Was You album about three or four years ago, and reports of their witty between-song banter was right on the mark. Musically they trade vocals, Tegan occasionally moving to play keyboards on some songs. They opened with You Wouldn't Like Me and played quite a lot of stuff off their So Jealous album (including Walking With A Ghost, naturally) but the new songs from The Con (currently only available on import in the UK) sounded equally strong, especially current single Back In Your Head. Good stuff - those 99 friends don't know what they're missing.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Movie Haiku - Rush Hour 3

www.rushhourmovie.com

Dir: Brett Ratner

Cast: Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, Hiroyuki Sanada, Max Von Sydow


Tucker won't shut up
Jackie puts on a brave face
viewers lap it up

soulmining rating: **

Friday, August 10, 2007

Doomsday is coming to FrightFest


Here's a nice little bonus for those people who'll be attending FrightFest over the August Bank Holiday weekend at London's Odeon West End. On the opening night (Thursday 23rd August) Neil Marshall, director of The Descent, will be on hand to show the first trailer and exclusive footage from his forthcoming apocalyptic thriller project Doomsday and answer questions from the audience. This late addition to the programme will take place directly after the 9:30pm screening of the Aussie crocodile movie Black Water - which is also preceded by a special 28 Weeks Later event to promote the forthcoming DVD release - making it an unmissable triple-whammy of terror!

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Movie Haiku - Waitress

www.foxsearchlight.com/waitress

Dir: Adrienne Shelly

Cast: Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion, Cheryl Hines, Jeremy Sisto


Bakes delicious pies
drunk hubby gets her knocked up
prefers her doctor

soulmining rating: ***

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Tokyo Pinsalocks at the Engine Room

Tokyo Pinsalocks - Engine Room, Brighton

Andy suggested that we check out Tokyo Pinsalocks at the Engine Room last night. Japanese electro-pop you say? I'm sold. It was a good shout as it turned out... Naoko (vocals & keyboard), Hisayo (bass) and Reiko (drums) played an entertaining set and received a warm reception from the crowd. Whatever the songs were about they must have been good as we all bought their Plutonium EP from the merch desk on the way out!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Movie Haiku - The Hoax

www.thehoaxmovie.co.uk

Dir: Lasse Hallström

Cast: Richard Gere, Alfred Molina, Marcia Gay Harden, Hope Davis


Write Howard Hughes book
but he's never met the guy
gonna get caught out

soulmining rating: ***

Movie Haiku - The Simpsons Movie

www.thesimpsonsmovie.com

Dir: David Silverman

Voices: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith


Dumps Spider-pig crap
now must save polluted town
Bart shows his willy

soulmining rating: ***

Monday, August 06, 2007

Murder Party DVD Review

The cast of Jeremy Saulnier's Murder Party

"The most superficial, self-obsessed characters I've seen on film in a long time..."

"Some effective scenes and impressive make up effects..."

"Any enjoyment to be had is dependent on being part of a booze-fuelled group of like-minded fans..."

You can read my full review at Eat My Brains website here.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Movie Haiku - Daft Punk's Electroma

www.electroma.org

Dir: Thomas Bangalter & Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo

Cast: Peter Hurteau, Michael Reich, Ritche Lago Bautista, Daniel Doble

Wear robot helmets
they want to become human
but sun melts their skin

soulmining rating: ***

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Cronenberg and Coens for TIFF

Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in Walk All Over Me

I've just been reading through the list of already announced titles for TIFF trying to decide what other films I ought to see in addition to the aforementioned Midnight Madness programme. Here's what's caught my eye so far (apart from the above picture):

THE BRAVE ONE (Dir: Neil Jordan, USA/Australia)
Two-time Academy Award winner Jodie Foster stars in a bracing thriller from filmmaker Neil Jordan (BREAKFAST ON PLUTO, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, THE CRYING GAME). New York radio host Erica Bain (Foster) has a life that she loves and a fiancé she adores - and it all is taken away when a brutal attack leaves Erica badly wounded and her fiancé dead. Unable to move past the tragedy, Erica begins prowling the city streets at night to track down the men she holds responsible. Her dark pursuit of justice catches the public's attention, and New York is riveted by her anonymous exploits. But with the NYPD desperate to find the culprit and a dogged police detective (Terrence Howard) hot on her trail, she must decide whether her quest for revenge is truly the right path, or if she is indeed becoming the very thing she is trying to stop. Also starring Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen.

CHRYSALIS (Dir: Julien Leclercq, France)
In Julien Leclercq's action feature debut, a lieutenant returns to the line of duty to hunt down a dangerous smuggler behind a series of murders, including his wife's own. The investigation leads him to a state-of-the-art clinic where memories are a precious and highly coveted commodity. Starring Albert Dupontel, Estelle Lefébure, Marie Guillard, Marthe Keller and Mélanie Thierry.

CONTROL (Dir: Anton Corbijn, UK/Australia)
Dutch photographer Corbijn moves into filmmaking with the story of the life and death of Joy Division frontman Ian Curtis.

EASTERN PROMISES (Dir: David Cronenberg, UK/Canada)
Acclaimed director David Cronenberg reunites with his A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE leading man Viggo Mortensen for a new thriller. EASTERN PROMISES follows the mysterious and ruthless Nikolai (Mortensen), a Russian gangster tied to one of London's most notorious organized crime families. His carefully maintained existence is shaken when he crosses paths with Anna (Naomi Watts), an innocent midwife who accidentally uncovers potential evidence against the family. This sets into motion a harrowing chain of murder, deceit, and retribution, with Nikolai at the apex of it all. EASTERN PROMISES also stars Vincent Cassel, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Sinead Cusack, and Jerzy Skolimowski.

HELP ME EROS (Dir: Lee Kang-sheng, Taiwan)
From acclaimed actor Lee Kang-sheng comes a darkly comic and sexually daring tale that follows a young, penniless stock broker (Lee) who consoles himself with marijuana grown in his apartment closet. In his misery, he calls a suicide help line and falls for his counsellor, then sets a love triangle in motion when he projects his fantasy of her onto another girl who sells nuts at a nearby stall.

IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH (Dir: Paul Haggis, USA)
From acclaimed Canadian writer/director Paul Haggis (CRASH) comes the story of a young soldier who goes missing upon returning to the U.S. from Iraq. When his war veteran father (Tommy Lee Jones) and his mother (Susan Sarandon) begin questioning the circumstances surrounding their son's mysterious disappearance, they embark on a journey to piece together their son's final days, enlisting the help of a police detective (Charlize Theron) to aid in the investigation. Also starring Jason Patric, Josh Brolin and James Franco.

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (Dir: Craig Gillespie, USA)
The socially inept Lars Lindstrom (Ryan Gosling) lives a nondescript life in a small, equally nondescript Midwestern town, working a generic job in an office cubicle and living a bland existence in a garage apartment. But all that's about to change when Lars meets the girl of his dreams: a stunning Danish-Brazilian missionary from the tropics named Bianca - who also happens to be a made-toorder, life-size doll. From writer Nancy Oliver ("Six Feet Under") and emerging filmmaker Craig Gillespie, the film also stars Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Kelli Garner and Patricia Clarkson.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Dir: Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, USA)
Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) finds a pickup truck surrounded by a sentry of dead men. A load of heroin and two million dollars in cash are still in the back. When Moss takes the money, he sets off a chain reaction of catastrophic violence that not even the law - in the person of aging, disillusioned Sheriff Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) - can contain.

PLOY (Dir: Pen-ek Ratanaruang, Thailand)
Ratanaruang (INVISIBLE WAVES) returns to the Festival this year with an erotic psychological drama which sees three strangers locked inside a hotel room.

RENDITION (Dir: Gavin Hood, USA)
Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meryl Streep, Peter Sarsgaard and Alan Arkin head an all-star ensemble cast in RENDITION, a compelling thriller from Gavin Hood, director of the Academy Award-winning TSOTSI (winner of the TIFF 2005 People's Choice Award). Witherspoon plays Isabella El-Ibrahimi, the American wife of Egyptian-born chemical engineer Anwar El-Ibrahimi (Omar Metwally) who disappears on a flight from South Africa to Washington. Isabella desperately tries to track her husband down, while a CIA analyst (Gyllenhaal) at a secret detention facility outside the U.S. is forced to question his assignment as he becomes party to the man's unorthodox interrogation.

THEY WAIT (Dir: Ernie Barbarash, BC)
Inspired by true events, the skillful and stylish THEY WAIT tells the terrifying tale of one family's encounter with angry spirits during Ghost Month, a traditional Chinese festival. After living in Shanghai for three years, Sarah (Jamie King) returns to North America with her family for a funeral. Soon after they arrive, her son falls ill and she must save him from the grip of a tormented spirit. Also starring Cheng Pei Pei, Terry Chen, Henry O, Colin Foo, Regay Oey and Michael Biehn.

WALK ALL OVER ME (Dir: Robert Cuffley, AB/MB)
Starring multiple Golden Globe nominee Leelee Sobieski, WALK ALL OVER ME is the story of Alberta (Sobieski), who runs into serious trouble when she takes on her friend's identity as a dominatrix (Tricia Helfer) in order to pay the bills. Alberta's soirée with her first customer is interrupted by a trio of criminals and she soon becomes targeted by one of them who believes that she has their money. Also starring Lothaire Bluteau and Jacob Tierney.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

August Live

I'm slightly disappointed all that speculation about Foo Fighters playing a V Festival warm-up in Brighton this month seems to have come to nothing... nevermind, here's what is on the calendar for August:

07/08 - Bit of a jump into the unknown this one, but Andy suggested seeing Tokyo Pinsalocks at the Engine Rooms. Three Japanese girls playing electro-pop you say? I'm there!

13/08 - Gig of the month? I've been wanting to see Tegan & Sara for ages and now they're over from Canada to play at the Komedia in support of their brand new album The Con. Often tagged as the lesbian sisters, what you perhaps won't know is that no less than The White Stripes covered their Walking With The Ghost track.

15/08 - Actually my birthday, but where better place to plug it? Eschewing the normal piss-up in Brighton, instead I will be celebrating in London (alongside fellow birthday boy Rob) at the Phoenix Members Club on Charing Cross Road. All friends are welcome - contact me for further details. Meanwhile back in Brighton, Martha Wainwright and Terra Naomi are playing at St George's Church.

18/08 - Another weekend, another festival... Brighton chips in with Loop, a digital music event at Victoria Gardens headlined by The Go! Team.

23/08 - As the Bank Holiday weekend beckons I'll be making my annual trip to London for the FrightFest event at the Odeon West End. Running from 23rd to 27th August and taking in a whopping 26 films this year, it looks like being the best yet!

27/08 - Affiliated to FrightFest, but worth a separate mention here, Bank Holiday Monday begins with our Zombie Walk World Record Attempt in Leicester Square before a screening of The Zombie Diaries. You can find more details on this event at www.myspace.com/zombiewalk.