The Amazing Hair-Growing Cat Soap

I'm just trying to picture the business meeting for this item...

"So we want to make some soap..."
"Right, okay, soap is fine."
"...In the shape of a cat."
"Hmmmm..."
"But wait, get this, it grows thick fur when you use it!"
"Ahhh, well why didn't you say, there's a real gap in the market for hair-growing cleaning products."
"Where do I sign?"
"Here - quick, we must get this item on the shelves right away, the public are crying out for it."

And, rather more troubling, what sort of a friend would buy you this for Christmas?