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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Closed For Business

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As you will have no doubt have noticed (if anyone still bothers to check this blog) I haven't posted any updates since the end of August...
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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Bad Biology

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www.myspace.com/badbiology Dir: Frank Henenlotter Cast: Charlee Danielson, Anthony Sneed, Tom Kohut, James Glickenhaus She's got seven c...
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Freakdog

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www.frightfest.co.uk/freakdog Dir: Paddy Breathnach Cast: Arielle Kebbel, Sarah Carter, Andrew Lee Potts, Martin Compston Goes into coma dru...

The Strangers

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www.thestrangersmovie.com Dir: Bryan Bertino Cast: Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman, Gemma Ward, Kip Weeks Alone in the house the strangers come a ...

Mum & Dad

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www.revolvergroup.com Dir: Steven Sheil Cast: Perry Benson, Dido Miles, Olga Fedori, Ainsley Howard Heathrow drives them mad parents abduct ...

Trailer Park Of Terror

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www.trailerparkofterror.com Dir: Steven Goldman Cast: Nichole Hiltz, Trace Adkins, Priscilla Barnes, Stefanie Black Trailer trash zombies fe...

Timecrimes

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www.loscronocrimenes.com Dir: Nacho Vigalondo Cast: Karra Elejalde, Barbara Goenaga, Nacho Vigalondo, Candela Fernandez Spies on girl in woo...

Scar 3D

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www.scarthemovie.com Dir: Jed Weintrob Cast: Angela Bettis, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Ben Cotton, Devon Graye A killer returns tortures young gir...

I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer

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www.therunsmovie.com Dir: Stacey Edmonds & Doug Turner Cast: Jai Koutrae, Stacey Edmonds, Az Jackson, David Gambin Bullied at boys schoo...

Eden Lake

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www.edenlakemovie.co.uk Dir: James Watkins Cast: Kelly Reilly, Michael Fassbender, Jack O'Connell, Thomas Turgoose Couple go camping hoo...
Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

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www.themummy3movie.co.uk Dir: Rob Cohen Cast: Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria Bello, John Hannah Absolute nonsense so bad I made myself sleep ...
Thursday, August 14, 2008

Get Smart

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www.getsmartmovie.co.uk Dir: Peter Segal Cast: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin Promoted to spy lots of mishaps on th...
Friday, August 08, 2008

Chocolate

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www.chocolate-movie.com Dir: Prachya Pinkaew Cast: JeeJa Yanin, Hiroshi Abe, Pongpat Wachirabanjong, Amara Siripong She collects the debts h...
Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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www.hellboymovie.co.uk Dir: Guillermo Del Toro Cast: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor Search the troll market stop Princ...

The X Files: I Want To Believe

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www.xfiles.com Dir: Chris Carter Cast: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly Big yin has visions need to find missin...
Thursday, July 31, 2008

WALL•E

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www.meetwalle.co.uk Dir: Andrew Stanton Voices: Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight, Jeff Garlin, Sigourney Weaver He cleans up the earth she comes loo...
Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Dark Knight

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www.thedarkknightmovie.co.uk Dir: Christopher Nolan Cast: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman Ledger's legacy as Jo...
Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Journey To The Centre Of The Earth 3D

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www.journeymovie.com Dir: Eric Brevig Cast: Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson, Anita Briem, Seth Meyers Find volcanic tubes dodge beasties at ...
Saturday, July 12, 2008

Brighton Wok: The Legend Of Ganja Boxing

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www.brighton-wok.com Dir: Gabriel Howard Cast: Richard Forsyth, Samson Byford-Winter, Randolph Barrington, Laura Byford-Winter He's th...
Friday, July 11, 2008

Donkey Punch

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www.donkeypunchmovie.co.uk Dir: Olly Blackburn Cast: Robert Boulter, Tom Burke, Nichola Burley, Jaime Winstone Party on the boat donkey punc...

Hancock

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www.hancockwashere.com Dir: Peter Berg Cast: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Eddie Marsan Drunk superhero forced to go into reha...
Sunday, June 29, 2008

Wanted

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www.wantedmovie.com Dir: Timur Bekmambetov Cast: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp Normal office guy finds that he...

The Ruins

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www.ruinsmovie.com Dir: Carter Smith Cast: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey, Shawn Ashmore Don't step on the vines don't t...
Sunday, June 22, 2008

The Incredible Hulk

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www.incrediblehulk.com Dir: Louis Leterrier Cast: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt He still gets angry army want to capture ...

The Happening

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www.thehappeningmovie.com Dir: M. Night Shyamalan Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez Suicides begin not a ...
Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Superhero Movie

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www.superhero-movie.net Dir: Craig Mazin Cast: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Leslie Nielsen More like shit movie Dragonfly...
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