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Closed For Business

2009-01-29T22:17:00.002Z

As you will have no doubt have noticed (if anyone still bothers to check this blog) I haven't posted any updates since the end of August. Basically I've got lazy... the blog was taking up too much of my time and I was finding Facebook to be a more user-friendly base for letting friends know what I'd been up to. So, I'm closing it down. The old posts will remain here for reference, but for all current updates please check out my other sites as follows:

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UK based horror website to which I contribute reviews and features.

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UK genre festival website to which I contribute a monthly TV column.

Thank you for all the support over the last five years and goodnight.

Bad Biology

2008-08-31T01:24:00.003+01:00

www.myspace.com/badbiology

Dir: Frank Henenlotter

Cast: Charlee Danielson, Anthony Sneed, Tom Kohut, James Glickenhaus

She's got seven clits
he injects his monster cock
they're a perfect match

soulmining rating: ***

Freakdog

2008-08-31T01:14:00.003+01:00

www.frightfest.co.uk/freakdog

Dir: Paddy Breathnach

Cast: Arielle Kebbel, Sarah Carter, Andrew Lee Potts, Martin Compston

Goes into coma
drugs make him possess and kill
far too much strobing

soulmining rating: **

The Strangers

2008-08-31T01:08:00.003+01:00

www.thestrangersmovie.com

Dir: Bryan Bertino

Cast: Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman, Gemma Ward, Kip Weeks

Alone in the house
the strangers come a knocking
make you jump a lot

soulmining rating: ****

Mum & Dad

2008-08-31T01:01:00.003+01:00

www.revolvergroup.com

Dir: Steven Sheil

Cast: Perry Benson, Dido Miles, Olga Fedori, Ainsley Howard

Heathrow drives them mad
parents abduct immigrants
so dysfunctional

soulmining rating: ****

Trailer Park Of Terror

2008-08-31T00:53:00.003+01:00

www.trailerparkofterror.com

Dir: Steven Goldman

Cast: Nichole Hiltz, Trace Adkins, Priscilla Barnes, Stefanie Black

Trailer trash zombies
feast on visiting teenies
fry them in hot oil

soulmining rating: ***

Timecrimes

2008-08-31T00:44:00.003+01:00

www.loscronocrimenes.com

Dir: Nacho Vigalondo

Cast: Karra Elejalde, Barbara Goenaga, Nacho Vigalondo, Candela Fernandez

Spies on girl in woods
flees masked man in time machine
needs to change future

soulmining rating: ****

Scar 3D

2008-08-31T00:36:00.003+01:00

www.scarthemovie.com

Dir: Jed Weintrob

Cast: Angela Bettis, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Ben Cotton, Devon Graye

A killer returns
tortures young girls in the morgue
first breasts in 3D

soulmining rating: ***

I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer

2008-08-31T00:28:00.003+01:00

www.therunsmovie.com

Dir: Stacey Edmonds & Doug Turner

Cast: Jai Koutrae, Stacey Edmonds, Az Jackson, David Gambin

Bullied at boys school
now puts spikes in cricket balls
have a nice shower

soulmining rating: *

Eden Lake

2008-08-31T00:21:00.004+01:00

www.edenlakemovie.co.uk

Dir: James Watkins

Cast: Kelly Reilly, Michael Fassbender, Jack O'Connell, Thomas Turgoose

Couple go camping
hoodies intimidate them
I blame the parents

soulmining rating: ****

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

2008-08-20T00:32:00.002+01:00

www.themummy3movie.co.uk

Dir: Rob Cohen

Cast: Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria Bello, John Hannah

Absolute nonsense
so bad I made myself sleep
bring back talking plane

soulmining rating: *

Get Smart

2008-08-14T20:58:00.002+01:00

www.getsmartmovie.co.uk

Dir: Peter Segal

Cast: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin

Promoted to spy
lots of mishaps on the way
stop the conductor

soulmining rating: ****

Chocolate

2008-08-08T20:30:00.004+01:00

www.chocolate-movie.com

Dir: Prachya Pinkaew

Cast: JeeJa Yanin, Hiroshi Abe, Pongpat Wachirabanjong, Amara Siripong

She collects the debts
has to fight lots of heavies
but is scared of flies

soulmining rating: ****

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

2008-08-06T20:57:00.003+01:00

www.hellboymovie.co.uk

Dir: Guillermo Del Toro

Cast: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor

Search the troll market
stop Prince from raising army
become big red dad

soulmining rating: ****

The X Files: I Want To Believe

2008-08-06T20:47:00.003+01:00

www.xfiles.com

Dir: Chris Carter

Cast: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly

Big yin has visions
need to find missing agent
Mulder still obsessed

soulmining rating: ***

WALL•E

2008-07-31T23:41:00.003+01:00

www.meetwalle.co.uk

Dir: Andrew Stanton

Voices: Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight, Jeff Garlin, Sigourney Weaver

He cleans up the earth
she comes looking for plant life
chase around spaceship

soulmining rating: ****

The Dark Knight

2008-07-29T22:07:00.004+01:00

www.thedarkknightmovie.co.uk

Dir: Christopher Nolan

Cast: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman

Ledger's legacy
as Joker toys with Batman
targets Harvey Dent

soulmining rating: ****

Journey To The Centre Of The Earth 3D

2008-07-15T20:31:00.003+01:00

www.journeymovie.com

Dir: Eric Brevig

Cast: Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson, Anita Briem, Seth Meyers

Find volcanic tubes
dodge beasties at the earth's core
and flying yo-yo

soulmining rating: ****

Brighton Wok: The Legend Of Ganja Boxing

2008-07-12T12:01:00.003+01:00

www.brighton-wok.com

Dir: Gabriel Howard

Cast: Richard Forsyth, Samson Byford-Winter, Randolph Barrington, Laura Byford-Winter

He's the chosen one
devil's claw at royal pav
smokes ganja to fight

soulmining rating: ***

Donkey Punch

2008-07-11T15:14:00.003+01:00

www.donkeypunchmovie.co.uk

Dir: Olly Blackburn

Cast: Robert Boulter, Tom Burke, Nichola Burley, Jaime Winstone

Party on the boat
donkey punch kills one of them
everyone panics

soulmining rating: ****

Hancock

2008-07-11T14:58:00.004+01:00

www.hancockwashere.com

Dir: Peter Berg

Cast: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Eddie Marsan

Drunk superhero
forced to go into rehab
suddenly veers off

soulmining rating: **

Wanted

2008-06-29T15:05:00.003+01:00

www.wantedmovie.com

Dir: Timur Bekmambetov

Cast: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp

Normal office guy
finds that he can curve bullets
adult action joy

soulmining rating: ****

The Ruins

2008-06-29T14:56:00.004+01:00

www.ruinsmovie.com

Dir: Carter Smith

Cast: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Laura Ramsey, Shawn Ashmore

Don't step on the vines
don't try and leave the hillside
don't pick up the knife

soulmining rating: ***

The Incredible Hulk

2008-06-22T15:29:00.004+01:00

www.incrediblehulk.com

Dir: Louis Leterrier

Cast: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt

He still gets angry
army want to capture him
big fight on high street

soulmining rating: ***

The Happening

2008-06-22T15:19:00.002+01:00

www.thehappeningmovie.com

Dir: M. Night Shyamalan

Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez

Suicides begin
not a terrorist attack
he talks to the plants

soulmining rating: **

Superhero Movie

2008-06-04T00:40:00.003+01:00

www.superhero-movie.net

Dir: Craig Mazin

Cast: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Leslie Nielsen

More like shit movie
Dragonfly not Spiderman
it's a laugh free zone

soulmining rating: *

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

2008-06-02T23:38:00.004+01:00

www.indianajones.com

Dir: Steven Spielberg

Cast: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf

Man with hat is back
goes on adventure with skull
now with added son

soulmining rating: ***

Outpost

2008-05-21T23:44:00.002+01:00

www.outpostthemovie.com

Dir: Steve Barker

Cast: Ray Stevenson, Julian Wadham, Richard Brake, Paul Blair

In soldiers' bunker
looking for secret machine
those Nazi's aren't dead

soulmining rating: ***

Speed Racer

2008-05-15T00:24:00.003+01:00

www.speedracermovie.co.uk

Dir: The Wachowski Brothers

Cast: Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon

Colours blast your eyes
stop the crooked businessman
go speed go and win

soulmining rating: ****

Iron Man

2008-05-02T23:09:00.004+01:00

www.ironmanmovie.com

Dir: Jon Favreau

Cast: Robert Downey Jr, Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow

Captured in desert
builds iron suit to escape
stops making weapons

soulmining rating: ***

Deception

2008-05-01T00:17:00.004+01:00

www.deception-movie.com

Dir: Marcel Langenegger

Cast: Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Michelle Williams, Maggie Q

He joins their sex list
but they're just setting him up
shamed faces all round

soulmining rating: *

In Bruges

2008-04-23T20:50:00.003+01:00

www.focusfeatures.com/inbruges

Dir: Martin McDonagh

Cast: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Clemence Poesy

Two hitmen in Bruges
sightsee and meet racist dwarf
boss comes to kill them

soulmining rating: ****

Street Kings

2008-04-23T20:45:00.003+01:00

www.foxsearchlight.com/streetkings

Dir: David Ayer

Cast: Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans

Corrupt police force
he's the one that takes a stand
seen it all before

soulmining rating: ***

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

2008-04-21T23:48:00.003+01:00

www.forgettingsarahmarshall.co.uk

Dir: Nicholas Stoller

Cast: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand

Meets his ex on hols
now she's with English rockstar
Brand just plays himself

soulmining rating: ****

Persepolis

2008-04-20T23:42:00.003+01:00

www.persepolismovie.com

Dir: Marjane Satrapi & Vincent Paronnaud

Voices: Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve, Danielle Darrieux, Simon Abkarian

Young girl in Iran
grows up in revolution
keeps independence

soulmining rating: ***

21

2008-04-18T12:31:00.002+01:00

www.sonypictures.com/movies/21

Dir: Robert Luketic

Cast: Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne, Kevin Spacey

He's plays Blackjack well
go to Vegas to count cards
Fishburne's watching them

soulmining rating: ****

Pathology

2008-04-18T12:06:00.003+01:00

www.enterpathologylab.com

Dir: Marc Schloelermann

Cast: Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Weston, Alyssa Milano, Lauren Lee Smith

Wretched med students
kill random strangers for fun
worthless piece of sh*t

soulmining rating: *

Grindhouse

2008-04-13T23:41:00.003+01:00

www.myspace.com/ukgrindhousetour

Dir: Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino

Cast: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson

Back to back at last
fight flesh-dripping humans then
take a ride with Mike

soulmining rating: *****

Awake

2008-04-09T23:46:00.003+01:00

www.awakethemovie.com

Dir: Joby Harold

Cast: Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, Lena Olin

Rich kid has heart op
but he doesn't fall asleep
they plan to kill him

soulmining rating: **

Art Of The Devil 3

2008-04-09T23:10:00.005+01:00

www.longkhong2.com

Dir: Pasith Buranajan

Cast: Napakpapha Nakprasitte, Namo Tongkumnerd

How teacher went bad
wanted her for Mum's spirit
gets out safety pins

soulmining rating: ***

Shutter

2008-04-09T23:05:00.003+01:00

www.shutter-movie.com

Dir: Masayuki Ochiai

Cast: Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor, David Denman, John Hensley

Newlyweds go east
spooky ghost in their photos
he did a bad thing

soulmining rating: **

Doomsday

2008-04-09T22:59:00.003+01:00

www.doomsdayiscoming.com

Dir: Neil Marshall

Cast: Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, Craig Conway, Malcolm McDowell

Virus in London
go over wall to Glasgow
looking for a cure

soulmining rating: ****

The Mist

2008-04-09T22:53:00.003+01:00

www.themist-movie.com

Dir: Frank Darabont

Cast: Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden, Jeffrey DeMunn

Something in the mist
townsfolk get stranded in store
how far can they get?

soulmining rating: ****

The Cottage

2008-03-19T00:22:00.004Z

www.thecottagemovie.co.uk

Dir: Paul Andrew Williams

Cast: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Steve O'Donnell, Jennifer Ellison

Kidnap busty girl
hide in a remote cottage
chased by scarred farmer

soulmining rating: **

Vantage Point

2008-03-13T01:02:00.004Z

www.sonypictures.co.uk/vantagepoint

Dir: Pete Travis

Cast: Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, William Hurt

See same scene six times
President shot and bomb blast
next time sillier

soulmining rating: ***

The Eye

2008-03-07T13:44:00.004Z

www.theeyefilm.co.uk

Dir: David Moreau & Xavier Palud

Cast: Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Rade Serbedzija

Blind girl gets new eyes
sees spirits taking the dead
tanker will explode

soulmining rating: ***

Rambo

2008-03-02T15:38:00.004Z

www.movies.break.com/rambo

Dir: Sylvester Stallone

Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish

He guides aid workers
captured by Burmese rebels
shoot them to pieces

soulmining rating: ***

Be Kind Rewind

2008-02-28T01:19:00.003Z

www.bekindrewindthemovie.co.uk

Dir: Michel Gondry

Cast: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover, Mia Farrow

He erased the tapes
so they make their own versions
try to save the shop

soulmining rating: ****

Untraceable

2008-02-28T01:10:00.003Z

www.killwithme.co.uk

Dir: Gregory Hoblit

Cast: Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks, Joseph Cross

Posts victims online
more viewers mean quicker deaths
everyone logs on

soulmining rating: ***

Blade Runner: The Final Cut

2008-02-24T13:03:00.003Z

www.bladerunnerthemovie.com

Dir: Ridley Scott

Cast: Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos

Ridley tinkers more
sci-fi classic looks awesome
not a replicant

soulmining rating: ****

U2 3D

2008-02-24T12:54:00.002Z

www.u23d.co.uk

Dir: Catherine Owens & Mark Pellington

Cast: Bono, The Edge, Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen Jr

Uno dos tres wow
you can almost touch the band
the future is now

soulmining rating: ***

Jumper

2008-02-22T12:37:00.002Z

www.jumpermovie.co.uk

Dir: Doug Liman

Cast: Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson

Can jump anywhere
Sam's white hair does not bode well
jump away from film

soulmining rating: *

There Will Be Blood

2008-02-18T20:15:00.003Z

www.paramountvantage.com/blood

Dir: Paul Thomas Anderson

Cast: Daniel Day-Lewis, Paul Dano, Kevin J. O'Connor, Ciaran Hinds

Greedy man blusters
drills for oil in faith-led town
there will be boredom

soulmining rating: **

Bug

2008-02-17T23:05:00.002Z

www.lionsgate.com/bug

Dir: William Friedkin

Cast: Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Lynn Collins, Harry Connick Jr

Stuck in motel room
think it's infested with bugs
paranoia reigns

soulmining rating: ****

Catacombs

2008-02-17T22:59:00.003Z

www.lionsgate.com

Dir: Tomm Coker & David Elliott

Cast: Shannyn Sossamon, Alecia Moore, Emil Hostina, Sandi Dragoi

Party with the skulls
she gets chased along tunnels
yes it is a map

soulmining rating: **

National Treasure: Book Of Secrets

2008-02-15T23:23:00.003Z

www.disney.co.uk/nationaltreasure2

Dir: Jon Turteltaub

Cast: Nicolas Cage, Justin Bartha, Diane Kruger, Jon Voigt

Find President's book
find map to hidden treasure
find implausible

soulmining rating: **

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

2008-02-07T16:45:00.000Z

www.thinkfilmcompany.com

Dir: Sidney Lumet

Cast: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Albert Finney, Marisa Tomei

Two cash-strapped brothers
think it's good to rob parents
but it all goes wrong

soulmining rating: ***

Cloverfield

2008-02-05T13:48:00.000Z

www.cloverfieldmovie.co.uk

Dir: Matt Reeves

Cast: Lizzy Caplan, Jessica Lucas, Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel

Having a party
gatecrashed by hungry monster
just keep filming it

soulmining rating: ****

Juno

2008-01-31T21:40:00.000Z

www.junomovie.co.uk

Dir: Jason Reitman

Cast: Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman

Pregnant at sixteen
give baby to nice couple
not quite so simple

soulmining rating: ****

Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

2008-01-27T13:36:00.000Z

www.sweeneytodd-themovie.co.uk

Dir: Tim Burton

Cast: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall

Customers in pies
mixes bloodshed and showtunes
fun for me and Daz

soulmining rating: ***

Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem

2008-01-22T16:38:00.000Z

www.avp-r.com

Dir: The Brothers Strause

Cast: Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, John Oritz, Johnny Lewis

At last they're on earth
don't care about the humans
we deserve better

soulmining rating: **

Dan In Real Life

2008-01-19T12:29:00.000Z

www.daninreallife.movies.go.com

Dir: Peter Hedges

Cast: Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dane Cook, Emily Blunt

Brothers like same girl
awkward scenes at family bash
still dances badly

soulmining rating: ***

Charlie Wilson's War

2008-01-14T16:54:00.001Z

www.charliewilsonswar.net

Dir: Mike Nichols

Cast: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams

Congressman funds war
sends guns to Afghanistan
with team of floozies

soulmining rating: ***

2007 Movie Haiku Index

2007-12-31T17:27:00.000Z

Here's my handy index to all the films (173 - count 'em!) that I saw on the big screen in 2007 - apart from Hatchet, Saw III and Them which I first reviewed last year - alongside my star rating for each film. Click on the individual film title to read my movie haiku.

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (****)
Alpha Dog (***)
American Gangster (****)
Apocalypto (**)
Arthur And The Invisibles (***)
Atonement (****)
The Babysitters (****)
Beowulf (***)
Black Sheep (***)
Black Water (**)
Blades Of Glory (***)
Blood Brothers (***)
Blood Diamond (**)
Blood Trails (*)
Bobby (***)
Botched (***)
The Bourne Ultimatum (***)
The Brave One (****)
Captivity (**)
Chrysalis (**)
Cleaner (***)
Cold Prey (***)
Control (****)
Curse Of The Golden Flower (****)
Dai-Nipponjin (****)
The Darjeeling Limited (****)
Day Watch (****)
Death Proof (****)
Death Sentence (**)
The Devil Dared Me To (****)
The Devil's Chair (**)
Diary Of The Dead (****)
Die Hard 4.0 (***)
Disturbia (****)
Eagle vs Shark (*****)
Eastern Promises (****)
El Topo (***)
Electroma (***)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (***)
Employee Of The Month (***)
Evan Almighty (**)
Exodus (*)
Factory Girl (***)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (*)
Flash Point (***)
Forever Never Anywhere (**)
The Fountain (**)
1408 (***)
Fracture (***)
Freedom Writers (***)
Frontiere(s) (*****)
Ghost Rider (***)
Ghosts (***)
The Girl Next Door (***)
The Golden Compass (***)
Good Luck Chuck (***)
Hallam Foe (****)
Halloween (***)
Hannibal Rising (**)
Hard Boiled (*****)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (**)
Help Me Eros (***)
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (***)
The Hitcher (***)
Hitman (**)
The Hoax (***)
Hostel Part II (***)
Hot Fuzz (****)
Hot Rod (****)
I Am Legend (***)
I Want Candy (**)
The Illusionist (***)
Inland Empire (**)
Inside (A l'interieur) (*****)
The Invasion (*)
Joshua (**)
King Of The Hill (***)
The Kingdom (***)
Km 31 (*)
Knocked Up (****)
Lars And The Real Girl (****)
The Last Boy Scout (****)
The Last King Of Scotland (****)
Lions For Lambs (**)
The Lives Of Others (****)
Lust, Caution (**)
Mad Detective (***)
Magicians (**)
The Messengers (***)
Michael Clayton (***)
Motel Hell (***)
Mother Of Tears (***)
Mr Brooks (***)
My Best Friend (**)
Next (**)
Night At The Museum (***)
No Country For Old Men (****)
Notes On A Scandal (***)
The Number 23 (**)
Ocean's 13 (***)
The Orphanage (*****)
Outlaw (*)
Paprika (****)
Paradise Lost (Turistas) (****)
The Passage (***)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (****)
Pirates Of The Carribbean: At World's End (**)
Planet Terror (****)
Ploy (***)
Point Break (****)
Postal (***)
Premonition (*)
The Reaping (**)
[Rec] (*****)
Reclaim Your Brain (*)
Rendition (***)
Resident Evil: Extinction (**)
The Return (*)
Rocky Balboa (***)
Run, Fat Boy, Run (***)
Run Lola Run (****)
Rush Hour 3 (**)
S&Man (***)
Savage Streets (***)
Saw IV (**)
The Science Of Sleep (****)
Seed (***)
The Serpent (****)
Shoot 'Em Up (***)
Shooter (***)
Shrooms (**)
Shutter (****)
The Signal (****)
The Simpsons Movie (***)
Skinwalkers (*)
Smokin' Aces (**)
Snuff Movie (*)
Son Of Rambow (****)
Southland Tales (**)
Spider-Man 3 (***)
Spiral (***)
St. Trinians (***)
Stardust (***)
Storm Warning (***)
Stuck (***)
Sukiyaki Western Django (**)
Sunshine (*****)
Superbad (**)
The Sword Bearer (**)
Teeth (****)
Tell No One (****)
30 Days Of Night (****)
This Is England (****)
300 (***)
Transformers (***)
The Tripper (**)
28 Weeks Later (****)
Vacancy (***)
Waitress (***)
Walk All Over Me (***)
The Walker (**)
War (***)
WΔZ (****)
We Own The Night (***)
Wedding Daze (***)
White Noise: The Light (**)
Wild Hogs (**)
Wrong Turn 2 (****)
Zodiac (***)
The Zombie Diaries (***)

I actually saw a total of 181 films at the cinema this year, easily beating 2006's total of 140; the eight films that I saw more than once were Day Watch, Diary Of The Dead, Frontiere(s), Hot Fuzz, Paradise Lost (Turistas) and Sunshine (all twice) and Inside (A l'interieur) (three times).

Of the films listed, thirty-four of them were foreign language films, nineteen of them were sequels and five of them were remakes. Only seven films attained the coveted five star rating, although in hindsight Frontiere(s) should probably have been awarded one less star, and of course Hard Boiled is a nineties classic. Looking back over the list I don't think I've been too harsh on any one film, but there are certainly others which have benefited from some overly generous ratings - notably Botched and The Messengers which should have received two stars each, and Captivity, Evan Almighty, The Fountain (sorry!), Hannibal Rising and Rush Hour 3 which in hindsight were stone-cold one star stinkers. I walked out of four films this year; Km 31 and Skinwalkers at FrightFest and Exodus and Reclaim Your Brain at TIFF, but I came very close to giving up with Blood Trails, Joshua and Sukiyaki Western Django. I thankfully managed to avoid seeing anything completely pissed out of my head this year, but I'm sure I dozed off during more than a couple of films...

2007 Review - Films of the Year

2007-12-30T14:25:00.000Z

My final list is going to cover my favourite - and least favourite - films from the past twelve months... And I've had a lot of films to choose from this year, even more than in 2006!

(2006 Winner - Children Of Men)

Best films of 2007:

Inside (À l'intérieur)
Grindhouse
Sunshine
[Rec]
The Orphanage
Eagle vs. Shark
Lars And The Real Girl
30 Days Of Night
Frontiere(s)
Day Watch

Worst films of 2007:

Outlaw
Blood Trails
Evan Almighty
Murder Party
The Invasion

Tomorrow: I'm going to publish a handy index of all the movie haikus for the films that I've seen at the cinema this year.

2007 Review - Albums of the Year

2007-12-29T11:56:00.000Z

Okay, following on from yesterday's Songs of the Year, here's my list of favourite albums from the past twelve months.

(2006 Winner - Midlake - The Trials Of Van Occupanther)

Best albums of 2007:

LCD Soundsystem - Sound Of Silver
The Shins - Wincing The Night Away
Feist - The Reminder
New Young Pony Club - Fantastic Playroom
Kate Nash - Made Of Bricks
Arcade Fire - Neon Bible
The Hold Steady - Boys And Girls In America
Soulwax - Most Of The Remixes
The Sounds - Dying To Say This To You
Chungking - Stay Up Forever

Tomorrow: Films of the Year

2007 Review - Songs of the Year

2007-12-28T11:12:00.000Z

Moving on from yesterday's Gigs of the Year, here's my list of favourite songs from the past twelve months. This year three of the artists in this list have also made it onto my Albums of the Year shortlist, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out who they are!

(2006 Winner - The Automatic - Monster)

Best songs of 2007:

Kate Nash - Foundations
Asobi Seksu - Thursday
The Duke Spirit - Lassoo
New Young Pony Club - The Bomb
The Shins - Phantom Limb
Mason vs. Princess Superstar - Perfect (Exceeder)
Duffy - Rockferry
Adele - Hometown Glory
The Little Ones - Lovers Who Uncover
Mark Ronson - Stop Me

Tomorrow: Albums of the Year

2007 Review - Gigs of the Year

2007-12-27T15:23:00.000Z

It's that time of the year when everyone looks back over the past year and publishes lots of lists, so in keeping with previous years I'm going to start today with my favourite gigs that I've been to this year.

(2006 Winner - The Dandy Warhols at Islington Academy)

Best gigs of 2007:

Foo Fighters at Brighton Concorde 2
The Shins at The Forum
The Sounds at Brighton Pressure Point
New Young Pony Club at Brighton Concorde 2
The Hold Steady at Resident Records

Tomorrow: Songs of the Year

Movie Haiku - I Am Legend

2007-12-26T13:44:00.000Z

www.iamlegendmovie.co.uk

Dir: Francis Lawrence

Cast: Will Smith, Alice Braga, Dash Mihok, Charlie Tahan

The last man on earth
seeks cure for human rabies
who lurks in the dark?

soulmining rating: ***

Reflections on 2007

2007-12-25T13:37:00.000Z

It's fast approaching the end of another year so as is customary I thought I'd take a few moments to look back and reflect on the past twelve months.

1) Was 2007 a good year for you?

I'd have to say yes, it was. Few changes at home and at work, but things continued to snowball with regards to my film writing and I had more opportunities than ever before - four FrightFest events, the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), a set visit to Beyond The Rave, plus numerous industry screenings. I also made a heap of new friends while I was at it.

2) What was your favourite moment of the year?

That's a tough one! There were so many great moments, but I think the stand out for me was taking part in Mike's Zombie Walk in Leicester Square on August Bank Holiday Monday to help promote The Zombie Diaries. I usually hate any kind of fancy dress but this just came together so well (thanks again to Chrissy for getting our paramedic costumes) and it was such a thrill to see such a huge crowd of like-minded zombies take over the capital for a couple of hours. I don't think I've ever had to pose for so many photographs and Steve and I even made it onto CNN!

3) What was your least favourite moment of the year?

Getting stuck in the lift at my apartment in Toronto, although I did see the funny side of it. I'm just thankful I'm not that claustrophobic!

4) Where will you be when 2007 ends?

I will be staying with my parents in Stocksfield, Northumberland.

5) Who will you be with when 2007 ends?

My parents and - most probably - some of their close friends from the village.

6) Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions from 2007?

Yes, pretty much. My first resolution was to contribute more reviews to Eat My Brains; I certainly kept my hand in better this year, although things did tail off a little after TIFF as work got more intense. My second resolution was to stop mixing beer and wine on nights out which I successfully managed to do.

7) Do you have any New Year's resolutions for 2008?

I would like to get a new job (or at least move up the ranks where I am) to keep me motivated, and to keep taking any film-related opportunities that come my way.

8) Did you fall in love in 2007?

No.

9) Do you regret it?

Not at all. I'd make a rubbish boyfriend; I barely have enough hours in the day to do all the things I want to do!

10) Did you break up with anyone in 2007?

No.

11) Did you make any new friends in 2007?

Yes, I continued to make friends through the various FrightFest events and social get-togethers, most notably Johanna, Sheena, Joe Lynch and Scott Weinberg. At TIFF I'd have to include the wonderful Colin Geddes, Ant Timpson, Bruce Fletcher, Mitch Davis, Todd Brown and Darryl Shaw amongst the many cool faces that I met over there. In March I finally got to meet Gia who was instrumental in fuelling my appetite for all things Sunshine, and then closer to home there has been Raissa and Louise who I met via The Mummers gigs and last but not least, James, Lee and Jamie who've become valued friends and colleagues at work.

12) What was your favourite month of 2007?

I'd have to say August as it included the best ever FrightFest event, a huge birthday bash at the Phoenix for Rob and myself, and the Foo Fighters tiny club gig in Brighton.

13) Did you travel outside of the UK in 2007?

Yes, I spent two wonderful weeks in Canada for TIFF where I got to watch loads of new films and meet lots of exciting people. Toronto had such a relaxed, welcoming vibe and it gave me the chance to finally meet up with Courtney, one of my earliest blogging friends.

14) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2007?

No.

15) Did you miss anybody in the past year?

Yeah... this was the first year in a while that I didn't go out to Thailand so I missed seeing the friends that I'd usually hook up with in Chiang Mai, especially Gary who is now teaching out there and my close American buddy Sean. Back here I'd have to say Jim and Lucy who have both moved on to other things and I rarely see nowadays, and more recently Darren who has relocated to Leicester - I miss having them around.

16) What was your favourite movie that you saw in 2007?

I'd have to say the French shocker Inside (À l'intérieur) which I saw three times on the big screen - a stunning piece of work.

17) What was your favourite song from 2007?

There was a whole host of catchy tunes this year, but top of the heap was undoubtedly Foundations by Kate Nash, the song of the Summer. I'll always remember the scrum at Pure Groove when the single was launched and Kate ended up busking outside!

18) What was your favourite record from 2007?

It's a close one, I was originally going to say Sound Of Silver by LCD Soundsystem but on balance I think Wincing The Night Away by The Shins just shades it.

19) How many concerts did you see in 2007?

My blagging continues unabated... Forty-five, plus a scattering of comedy and literary events.

20) Did you have a favourite concert in 2007?

No contest, Foo Fighters at the Concorde 2 in Brighton with my flatmate Steve. A special gig for Radio One with an audience of around 400 punters - simply awesome! And, we didn't pull any favours to get tickets, I had to queue up for about three hours outside the venue like everyone else... worth every moment. Unmissable!

21) Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2007?

An average year I suppose. However, I've definitely become more sensitive to my previous drunken exploits and have taken to drinking shorts more often and not mixing my drinks quite so much. I can only recall one really severe hangover this year which resulted from 'The McEvoy Effect' when we got together to see Matt Berry at the Komedia back in February.

22) Did you do a lot of drugs in 2007?

None at all.

23) How many people did you sleep with in 2007?

(Sighs) None.

24) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?

Telling a friend something that I'd been told in confidence and getting found out. That taught me a hard lesson and I'd like to think that I'm a lot more discreet now. Also being given a gift that belonged to someone else and not owning up because I wanted to keep it for myself, that was pretty low.

25) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2007?

I don't remember being told any big fat lies, or at least none that have affected me. I do have a close friend who I believe is being lied to repeatedly, but that's a whole other story...

26) What was the best practical joke that you played in 2007?

I don't think there were any corkers this year, although I've just given flatmate Steve a DVD of Bradley Walsh's Soccer Shockers for Christmas which was very funny! Chrissy and I tried to convince (other) Steve that we were taking him to see Scissor Sisters at the O2 for his birthday when in fact we were going to see Aimee Mann at the IndigO2 instead, but I don't think he ever fully believed us. Of course there were plenty of gags in the office, although I reckon my spacesuit was the butt of most of them - the best of which was Darren's frequent use of Babylon Zoo's Spaceman as the perfect companion to Polly's horn.

27) What was your proudest moment of 2007?

Getting my first poster quote for the UK release of Satan (Sheitan) was one, as was being asked to help introduce the UK Premiere of Frontiere(s) at the FrightFest all-nighter, but I would have to say that my proudest moment was penning the intro for this year's FrightFest brochure - so many thanks to Ian and Paul for giving me that opportunity.

28) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2007?

I think I've been better behaved this year! The one embarassing moment that springs to mind is when I was at Gatwick airport with Ian and his Dad and we were sampling the cocktails at the Southern Comfort stand. In my eagerness I managed to knock over the display and send a bottle rolling across the floor - although remarkably it didn't break, so it could have been worse!

29) If you could go back in time to one moment in time in 2007 and change something what would it be?

I would make sure that Rob had his passport safe and sound prior to the FrightFest event in Glasgow.

30) What are your plans for 2007?

I am currently applying for a new job at work so am hopeful that I will be successful and that it will lead to a more challenging and fulfilling role. In March I plan to return to Thailand after a two year absence and am looking forward to hooking up with the usual suspects out there. I am also hoping to do at least one international film festival this year and will keep pursuing all my various film-related projects including a brand new regular blog for the FrightFest website entitled TV Eye.

Movie Haiku - St. Trinian's

2007-12-24T22:30:00.000Z

www.sttrinians.co.uk

Dir: Oliver Parker & Barnaby Thompson

Cast: Rupert Everett, Colin Firth, Lena Headey, Russell Brand

School going bankrupt
naughty schoolgirls hatch a plan
steal famous painting

soulmining rating: ***

CSS at the Dome

2007-12-18T16:13:00.000Z

Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong - Brighton Dome

My final gig of the year (unless something unexpected crops up between now and New Year's Eve) saw me at the Dome for the return to Brighton of CSS, the first band that I saw play live this year. First support was the hotly tipped Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong and it's easy to see why - they play confident, spiky art-rock in the same mould as Franz Ferdinand and British Sea Power. With a few more memorable tunes under their belts they should go far in 2008. "I feel old," said a 20-year old guy as we stood watching the band, surrounded by young teens. Thanks mate, think how I must have felt!

CSS - Brighton Dome

Having missed Metronomy, we made it back into the auditorium for CSS and there was a definite party vibe around the place with a glammed up set, Christmas Tree on stage, and balloons in the crowd - they even brought a festive dancer on with them to liven things up. After a few initial problems with the sound, the band found their stride and rattled through some choice cuts from their album alongside a couple of new tunes. Then, just before the encore, some idiot threw a shoe which hit Lovefoxxx smack in the face. Off marched the band, confusion reigned, and then the house lights came on - show over. No encore, no Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above... and definitely no refunds. Well, to be fair, you couldn't blame the band, and it wasn't the venue's fault either. Still, a disappointing end to what had been an enjoyable Christmas show. As I said on the band's MySpace page (later reposted by NME on their news page) it's a shame that one idiot had to spoil the show for everyone else. Tosser!

Play It Cool in December

2007-12-16T12:40:00.000Z

Not much new music this month, but here's my pick of the discs for December:

Playgroup - Playgroup (Vital)
Kosheen - Damage (Moksha)
Foo Fighters - Echoes Silence Patience & Grace (BMG)
Roisin Murphy - Overpowered (EMI) single
The Shins - Wincing The Night Away (Transgressive)

Movie Haiku - Southland Tales

2007-12-14T01:14:00.000Z

www.southlandtales.com

Dir: Richard Kelly

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Seann William Scott, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Timberlake

Actor and pornstar
fight for civil liberties
don't let the twins meet

soulmining rating: **

Movie Haiku - We Own The Night

2007-12-11T16:10:00.000Z

www.weownthenightmovie.co.uk

Dir: James Gray

Cast: Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Robert Duvall

His club gets busted
takes side with his cop brother
all placed in danger

soulmining rating: ***

Crowded House at Brighton Centre

2007-12-11T15:44:00.000Z

Crowded House - Brighton Centre

What can I tell you about the newly reformed Crowded House at Brighton Centre then? Well, very little probably as the gig was on Friday and it's now Tuesday, such is my workload at the moment... Anyway, Friday was Dave's last social engagement before f*cking off to Thailand, so it was a very pleasant night out bookended by a few drinks in the Ranelagh and the Waggon. The stage was pretty low key, just a few simple projections onto a backdrop but the band certainly gave good value for money, playing for over two hours. The set spanned the band's career from early hits like Don't Dream It's Over right through to this year's Time On Earth album. Let's be honest, you know what you're going to get with Crowded House and they do what they do very well; two encores, which included Pineapple Head and Weather With You really got the crowd going and the band also took some requests. Of course, one of their great strengths live has always been the lively banter - Neil Finn comes across like Murray from Flight Of The Conchords at times - which is always amusing and makes the show feel much more intimate than the large venue suggests.

Movie Haiku - The Golden Compass

2007-12-06T18:12:00.000Z

www.goldencompassmovie.com

Dir: Chris Weitz

Cast: Nicole Kidman, Dakota Blue Richards, Sam Elliott, Daniel Craig

It shows her the truth
bring your animal daemons
go north with ice bears

soulmining rating: ***

Movie Haiku - Hitman

2007-12-03T23:22:00.000Z

www.hitmanmovie.co.uk

Dir: Xavier Gens

Cast: Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko, Robert Knepper

No name just number
trained to kill by secret sect
bored identity

soulmining rating: **

New words for 2007

2007-12-03T13:04:00.001Z

Thanks to Polly for bringing these to my attention...

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go, "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10 Pinter in your bed instead.
OH-NO SECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
PICASSO BUM - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's Got four buttocks.
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
SINBAD - Single working girls. Single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate.
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person.
TART FUEL - Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

Roisin Murphy at the Dome

2007-11-27T22:13:00.000Z

Roisin Murphy - Brighton Dome

Another night at the Dome and I thought I'd stick around to catch Roisin Murphy as Dave's a fan and was in watching. A good move as it transpired; she put on perhaps the best show I've seen in our venue all year. Now I'm not familiar with her solo work apart from the recent singles and Overpowered was the sole track I recognised - it mattered little. The performance was so professional (good sound, excellent backing band) and full of gusto, it just got better and better with every song. Roisin's penchant for costume changes is her gimmick, but it works - especially with a set of songs ranging from jazz to electro. It was the dance numbers that worked best for me, with Roisin reminding me very much of Goldfrapp's performance here a couple of year's back. At nearly two hours long and with no sign of Moloko's trademark Sing It Back or The Time Is Now this was a very bold and pleasant surprise!

Queens Of The Stone Age at the Dome

2007-11-24T17:41:00.000Z

Queens Of The Stone Age - Brighton Dome

Queens Of The Stone Age = good, solid, melodic heavy rock 'n' roll. Exactly the sort of thing we should be having at the Dome. I was working, but managed to get in to see the second half of the show and I don't think I've ever seen the standing area quite so heaving - no-one wanted to sit down for this one! I heard Go With The Flow from outside the hall, but was inside by the time they played Little Sister and their fab new single Make It Wit Chu - and of course No One Knows which kicked off a rousing encore. "Is it me or is this really loud?" the question was raised? A unanimous YES was the verdict. A quality 85 mins leaving the audience shouting for more...

Inside (À l'intérieur) Review

2007-11-22T22:19:00.000Z

Alysson Paradis and Béatrice Dalle in Inside

"Like it or loathe it, Inside can't fail to provoke a strong reaction from those who dare see it..."

"She is simply terrifying as the unstoppable angel of death, creating what must surely be one of the most evil female characters ever to grace the silver screen..."

"Actively pushes the boundaries of what is acceptable to show on screen..."

You can read my full review at Eat My Brains here.

The Duke Spirit at 229

2007-11-22T20:59:00.000Z

The Duke Spirit - 229, London

So I missed the England game last night (perhaps for the best as it turned out) and instead braved the London rain and headed to the city's latest live venue, 229 at 229 Great Portland Street to see The Duke Spirit. Decent place actually - smallish with a high stage which you could see from wherever you stood. I bumped into Louise and John at the bar so chatted to them during the support, then headed right down to the front for TDS. Great view, and no rowdy pushing, even that close - perfect! I loved the band when I saw them last Christmas at the ICA and once again they were fantastic, really powerful. Best of all the new songs spearheaded by recent single Lassoo were every bit as good as their old stuff which bodes well for next year's Neptune album. A brisk hour set with two encores and then it was back into the rain and off to the Phoenix to catch up with Sheena, Paul and Johanna. Much better than staying in watching that England game I expect...

Movie Haiku - Beowulf

2007-11-16T16:25:00.000Z

www.beowulfthemovie.co.uk

Dir: Robert Zemeckis

Cast: Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich, Angelina Jolie

Will kill your monster
tempted by golden Jolie
watch it in 3D

soulmining rating: ***

Play It Cool in November

2007-11-16T16:17:00.000Z

Well, I've dropped the monthly live listings but for the time being my playlist remains, so this is what I've been listening to over the past few weeks:

Adele - Hometown Glory (Pacemaker) single
The Duke Spirit - Ex-Voto EP (Vital) single
Soulwax - Most Of The Remixes (Parlophone)
Calvin Harris - I Created Disco (Sony BMG)
The Kissaway Trail - The Kissaway Trail (Bella Union)

Movie Haiku - Planet Terror

2007-11-15T13:12:00.000Z

www.eatmybrains.com/planetterror

Dir: Robert Rodriguez

Cast: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, Marley Shelton

Virus makes zombies
they must flee from infected
machine gun for leg

soulmining rating: ****

Movie Haiku - Good Luck Chuck

2007-11-15T12:36:00.000Z

www.goodluckchuckthemovie.co.uk

Dir: Mark Helfrich

Cast: Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler, Lonny Ross

He's cursed by goth girl
sleep with him marry next bloke
she's hot but clumsy

soulmining rating: ***

New Young Pony Club at the Concorde

2007-11-13T12:12:00.000Z

New Young Pony Club - Brighton Concorde 2

A feeling of deja-vu yesterday with New Young Pony Club returning to the Concorde a mere five months since they last played there. Of course this show was originally due to take place at the Corn Exchange, but then it got moved and rescheduled due to illness - for which Tahita apologised, kudos to her. The band played an hour long set pretty much as expected - all the tracks from Fantastic Playroom plus a B side and two covers - Pump Up The Jam and Take Me I'm Yours. It all sounded great and Tahita did her best to get everyone dancing as if it were a Friday night, but it didn't quite match the atmosphere of the previous gig - mainly because I wasn't right down the front leaping about this time!

Movie Haiku - American Gangster

2007-11-13T10:41:00.000Z

www.americangangstermovie.co.uk

Dir: Ridley Scott

Cast: Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Josh Brolin

Sells drugs from Thailand
catch him and nab corrupt cops
there's Cozy Corner!

soulmining rating: ****

Movie Haiku - The Darjeeling Limited

2007-11-11T18:15:00.001Z

www.foxsearchlight.com

Dir: Wes Anderson

Cast: Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman, Anjelica Houston

Three distant brothers
take train ride through India
don't use pepper spray

soulmining rating: ****

Return To House On Haunted Hill DVD Review

2007-11-08T14:06:00.000Z

Amanda Righetti in Return To House On Haunted Hill

"Enter at your own risk..."

"Originality was never going to be this film's strong point..."

"Ups the ante a little more towards the Saw generation..."

You can read my full review at Eat My Brains here.

Movie Haiku - Lions For Lambs

2007-11-08T00:04:00.000Z

www.lionsforlambsmovie.com

Dir: Robert Redford

Cast: Robert Redford, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Michael Pena

Senator talks war
teacher advises student
soldiers get stranded

soulmining rating: **

The Kissaway Trail at Resident Records

2007-11-07T17:38:00.000Z

The Kissaway Trail - Resident Records, Brighton

Good old Resident - officially the best record shop in Brighton, in my opinion - had another of their regular instore gigs yesterday evening with The Kissaway Trail turning up for a quick four song acoustic set before their headline show at Audio. I really like their self-titled album which evokes The Flaming Lips and Arcade Fire, and the shared vocals give their songs an extra edge. Their short set featured a couple of songs from the album, including first single Smother + Evil = Hurt, and then they stuck around to chat and sign stuff. Nice!

And yes, my stalker was also there again.

FrightFest all-nighter at the ICA

2007-11-05T15:47:00.000Z

George A. Romero with Paul McEvoy

Halloween is always a good time to get together to watch scary movies with a bunch of friends, so this weekend saw the second annual FrightFest all-nighter at the ICA in London. I missed last year's inaugaral event so was hyped about getting to this one, especially with such a stellar line up - even though I'd seen three of the films at TIFF in September. Thurein, Chrissy and I made good time getting up to London after work, so had enough time to grab a drink at the Phoenix beforehand where we met up with Steve, Tabitha, Rachael, Sheridan, Mike and a few other regulars. There were chaotic scenes at the ICA with people queuing for returns and special guest George A. Romero doing a signing session in the bar area. Rachael and I were collared by Scott Weinberg and Johanna who were busy interviewing people for a documentary on horror fans, so we answered a few questions for them. With seating so tight Ian C, Laura and myself were nervous as to whether we'd get in to Diary Of The Dead, but in the end Ian got us seats okay and we were treated to a great Q&A with George after the screening where he said that he doesn't have an idea for a sequel, despite the posters that have been circulating at the AFM this week!

There were more guests for Planet Terror so we sat that one out and had a relaxing drink in the bar instead with Ian, Paul and Mike. No problems with seating thereafter, so I was back in for the retro screening which was Savage Streets, a vigilante exploitation flick from 1984 starring Linda Blair. I'd earmarked this as a good time to sleep, but it was such a glorious celebration of wrongness (cheers David) that it kept us laughing from start to finish - all eighties fashion disasters, synth-rock soundtrack, gratuitous shower scenes, twenty-something actors pretending to be high school teens... and totally un-PC. Great stuff!

With Ian headed for home, Paul asked whether I'd like to introduce the UK premiere of Frontiere(s) so despite my fear of public speaking I gave it my best shot describing it as gory and f*cked up... I think it was a bit too relentless for some people, especially at 4am when we were all tired, but I still enjoyed watching it again. Last film of the night - and the perfect closer - was the other French shocker A l'interieur (Inside) which left many people reeling. Tired and numb we emerged blinking into daylight and said our goodbyes... I sloped off for breakfast with James and Jodie and then caught the train back to Brighton. Another hugely entertaining FrightFest event and I'm proud that I didn't fall asleep once during the night!

Movie Haiku - Savage Streets

2007-11-04T15:41:00.000Z

www.tlavideo.com

Dir: Danny Steinmann

Cast: Linda Blair, Robert Dryer, Sal Landi, Linnea Quigley

Girls go joy-riding
boys gang rape her deaf sister
tools up for revenge

soulmining rating: ***

Portslade Massif

2007-11-02T14:54:00.000Z

Portslade Massif

Ex-KLF man Jimmy Cauty currently has an exhibition of his recent art project entitled Portslade Massif on display at Ink'd on North Road, Brighton. The exhibition finishes tomorrow, so get down there quick if you still want to catch it!

Movie Haiku - 30 Days Of Night

2007-11-01T14:31:00.000Z

www.30daysofnightthemovie.co.uk

Dir: David Slade

Cast: Josh Hartnett, Melissa George, Danny Huston, Ben Foster

It's dark for a month
vampires come to feast on town
balls nasty 15

soulmining rating: ****

Movie Haiku - Saw IV

2007-11-01T13:55:00.000Z

www.saw4.com

Dir: Darren Lynn Bousman

Cast: Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell

Jigsaw is now dead
but there's still more games afoot
see why he turned bad

soulmining rating: **

Max Miller Vandalised (Again)

2007-11-01T13:40:00.000Z

Max Miller, yesterday...

Once again, our statue of Max Miller in the Pavilion Gardens has been vandalised in another 'hilarious' prank.

But who could have committed such a heinous crime...?

Mr Cotton, earlier...

Coincidence??

Asobi Seksu at The Barfly

2007-10-28T19:03:00.000Z

Asobi Seksu - The Barfly, Brighton

It's been quite a while since I was last spotted inside The Gloucester nightclub (apart from the Brakes aftershow late last year) but the building has recently been given a makeover by the Barfly chain and is now building a solid reputation as a compact music venue. Friday night was my first taste of it as Dave, Andy, Bennett and myself rolled up to see Asobi Seksu, some good New York shoe-gazing music via the Japanese vocal talents of dinky singer Yuki. Before the headliners however we had two decent support bands (and it's not often I can say that) in the shape of Kowalski (very Bloc Party sounding) and Scanners (two girl, two boy combo with noisy guitars and keyboards) and I was also amused/nervous to spot my regular stalker in the crowd - quelle surprise. Asobi Seksu sounded good too, playing a selection of tracks from their current album Citrus and their first self-titled album. Singles Thursday and the forthcoming Strawberries in particular sounded excellent alive and amplified. As a venue The Barfly worked fine, although it's not a high stage so you really need to be stood at the front to get the best view. After the bands the place switched back into club mode, leading into a classic student night full of the best indie-dance tunes around... some of us stayed drinking and dancing there until 3am. A successful night then - a toast to The Barfly!